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FarmerJoe
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posted 10-29- 11:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FarmerJoe   Click Here to Email FarmerJoe     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'mmmmmmmmmm Back and OH DON'T ASK! My life is better now and I quit drinking...That's the good thing, and I believe I have some other crew members to finish modelling for the b-17. I missed you guys and thought about fighter squadron alot, but I lost my cd for it =( wahhhhhhhhh

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Razer
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posted 10-30- 12:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Razer   Click Here to Email Razer     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Farmer, it's great to have you back, i was just thinking about you today. now i know whats up. Hope you hope right back into the SDOe thing when you find your CD..

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FarmerJoe
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posted 10-30- 12:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for FarmerJoe   Click Here to Email FarmerJoe     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
awwwwww how sweet Razer =) Man I need someone to email me the latest b17.sm so I can get right back on track. I think I landed a job for a local internet company doing graphics. So I will use 50 dollaz a month to get DSL because they just built a substation conventiently right down the street...YEEEEHAWWWWWWW boyz we gonna get in some business now. This whole 3d modelling thing came to me now...muhahahaha. All my friend's turned into coke heads now and the funny thing is I aint never done that shit and I aint gonna, it's sad to see them all doing that. My bestfriend turned into a coke head from hell and when he's on that crap he aint got no sense at all. I'll ask him a question and he's like I dunno. The dumb shit has to goto rehab for 3 months too...he's really screwed no coke for his dumb ass. I'll go ahead and tell yall what happened to me...hmmmm JAIL!!! I decided that after me and my chick got drunk it would be a good time to go muddin' so we went muddin and got stuck...Okay no problem stuck with my chick in the middle of bum fuck egypt with hella beer. Well next thing you know I got her mounted like a 15 point buck with a 10 inch spread and all of a sudden her beautiful cries to god were interrupted by the lovely sound of a MAG-LITE tappin' on the window...OH SHIT IT'S THE PIGS! So okay I can't run from the bastard because I'm stuck. So I roll the window down and say Howdy partner he said pardner nuthin get outta the fuckin truck...Yessir I says so I'm standin there talkin to this bastard with nothin but my boxers on, it's freezin balls cold rainin like a mother fucker and he says...you know where your at...I says NO! "but I really did" He says your trespassin on the King Ranch and I says NO SHIT! I didn't know that...he asked for my license so I went back into the truck where my chick was gettin dressed and got my license and handed it to him...he took one look at it and says your from TX you know where the fuckin King Ranch is now your ass is grass boy and your young ladie. So he slams my ass up against the truck handcuffs my asshole to my nuts throws my in the back of his car with nuthin but my boxers on. So I says to the pig let me get my pants at least...he says nope they're gettin impounded with the truck. So that's when I decided to shoot my mouth off at ole Elmer. He thinks he's the man so he comes around to my door and opens it up and says what you gonna do about it boy, at least your gonna be ready for Bubba, so I jumped out at the 200 pound redneckin bastard knocked his fatass clear in the mud, then I met the billy club. Not to shabby them things, he hit me about 20 times before I knew what the hell hit me, my girlfriend is tuggin on this big ole porker beggin him to stop and I'm tryin to dodge the crazy boy, jumpin around like a chicken on a hot tin roof. So he finally decides it's over and he aint gonna pull another Rodney King and throws me back in the car. He starts talkin to my girlfriend askin her about the whole nine and says he's gonna arrest her and she says no I didn't do anything wrong he says your trespassin she says I don't care I didn't know I'll leave now and he grabbed her and she pulled it away then he threw her across the hood. OOOOO boy did I ever want out of the car then. I started callin him everything but a white boy. So he puts her in the back of the car with me. She didn't say one word to me all the way down to the station. I told her if it was any consideration that I was sorry, she says I don't give a shit. So okay we get to the station we get out of the car and I ask the law if they could give me her charge too and just let her go, so okay they give me two fuckin counts of tresspassin' no problem. She's still pissed and I ask her to call my friend and get my bail money...NOOOOOOOO so now's a good time for Joe to tell his bitch off, I start callin her everything but a white girl in the middle of the station, I'm in my boxer's drunker n hell didn't get to finish knockin' a piece of and now she's givin me shit. I tell her it's over, and yaddda yaddda yaddda yadddda, then the Elmer that was holdin me got pushed against the wall in my attempt to scare the shit out of her and then here comes all the pigs in the pigpen...So I jumped on the floor and buried my face in between the wall and the floor and said don't beat me again please don't. They got kinda pissed because some people were in there. Then I get thrown in jail...I get out a week later and get thrown in rehab...SON OF A BITCH!!! now yall know so don't ask don't talk about it...It sucked and I wanted to marry that stupid bitch! So my life did a goddamned 180 because of alcohol. ALCOHOL SUCKS ASS FUCK ALCOHOL...well except for certain occasions but not everyday ones.

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wakeup tailgunner
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posted 10-30- 04:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for wakeup tailgunner   Click Here to Email wakeup tailgunner     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well.....what can I say.....

Good to have you back, and I hope you're back to stay!

B17.....hmm yes....

There is a copy posted on my crappy little site, which has the tail and nose that come off. Trouble was, I didn't know where to stop! There was a link posted somewhere, can't remember where, but the textures were shot! I'll mail you a better version when I get home. Check out the screenshots I posted in general a while back to see how the inside looks.

I am building a new 17 from the ground up, complete with full interior and crew. If you still feel you want to, get those crew modelled and I will fit them into the new B17.

Top of the list is a gunner model. The pilot and co-pilot are less urgent as things stand. What I need is:

Good head model with a face that looks like a face

Lower polycount body

low poly legs

Arms and legs modelled in sections to allow 'posing' without distortion

I want to have a generic 'gunner' with a torso that contains an inertia box and has obHits. The guns will be a child of that object. The gunner body is, in effect, the turet. This would allow the same model to be used for all the gun positions, with parts moved in the model to change legs & arms.

You would, in effect, have a 3 model crewman.

Head and torso...model 1

legs....model 2

arms.....model 3

If you can do that for me, project B17 takes a big leap forward. I can model just about anything ever made, but people just don't work when I do them!

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FarmerJoe
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posted 10-30- 12:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FarmerJoe   Click Here to Email FarmerJoe     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I just fired up 3d Studio Max r3.1 with all my new hella plugins...muhahahaha 3 model gunners with low poly counts except for the heads and upper torsos...sounds good to me. I will help you model anything OHHHHHHH on the contrary I found a pimp airfoil plugin on max3d.com that really is a great site and it's where I have been picking up on 3d modelling very easily. What is your site address Tailgunner? It isn't in your profile man.

[This message has been edited by FarmerJoe (edited 10-30-2000).]

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JG3_der_Boom
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posted 10-30- 02:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JG3_der_Boom   Click Here to Email JG3_der_Boom     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
hi farmer joe welcome back thx for the link of 3d max just got it

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FarmerJoe
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posted 10-30- 02:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FarmerJoe   Click Here to Email FarmerJoe     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I got your mail tailgunner...Tanx!...Howdy Boom long time no see!!! I'm glad to be back gentlmen!!!

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