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Jonners Pilot |
U-571 What a completely subjective film. I hate it when Hollywood does this, especially when using class actors - Harvey Keitel, Matthew McConoughey and Jon Bon Jovi ![]() Before everyone says it's just a story, a piece of fiction it actually isn't - it's history being corrupted to make money, and when kids look back and watch this film they won't see the truth, they'll see this shitty film and think that's actually what happened, because, lets face it, watching the movie is more fun than reading the book. Little realising that the enigma machine was captured in the Atlantic in 1941 (before America entered the war) by a British RN destroyer which rammed the bloody Sub in order to stop it from esacaping. This sort of thing belittles the event to such an extent that it is actually insulting to the Men who were actually involved in the incident. The other thing is more of a minor complaint - why weren't other Nations featured in Saving Private Ryan, or at least given a bloody nod, like when the screen is focused on the flags at the cemetry at the beginning - surely other flags deserved to be there also?? Take note, this is not directed at America - just Hollywood and its kin, and how much they chafe my balls. And I'm sure I will get agreements from many Americans. IP: Logged |
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Jerry Pilot |
Jonners, what can you expect from an industry that awards a Best Picture Oscar to "American Beauty" where the most likeable and normal character is a drug dealer. Hollywood has a warped view of the real world. Regarding Monty, he also planned and commanded the Dieppe disaster. According to Eisenhower and others Monty was an egotistical, selfish pain in the arse. And from what I have read about his sexual preferences, pain in the arse isn't too far removed from the truth. IP: Logged |
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DanW Pilot |
I disagree. The movie was great. Inaccurate but great. Who pays 8 bucks to see the history channel anyway? Hollywood is America. Love it or leave it. Apparently you are bent out of shape about America. It's just movies. Who gives a flying shit about Britian anyway? IP: Logged |
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Burkey Pilot |
Jerry, American Beauty was a great film, except for those two teenage twats and the carryout bag. Monty did sound like an asshole, the old desert rat who lives up the road from me seems to agree. Eisenhower also sounded like a massive prick, if the books I've read about him are anything to go by. He had his share of military fuck ups, Ardennes, Hurtgen anyone? The answer, anybody whos going to lick their way up the military asshole has got to be a dickhead. Jonners, Private Ryan was about GIs, why mention anybody else? It wouldn't have been very accurate to have Tommys and GIs side by side. Also, the average GI was hardly likely to praise the Brits and vice versa. It was a squad based story. It was full of holes and Speilberg is just the wrong side of sickly America but I love it anyway. Oh BTW, U-submarine-something was a crazy pile of shit, as was Pearl Harbour, which I think holds the crown. IP: Logged |
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Burkey Pilot |
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JT Pilot |
>Before everyone says it's just a story, a piece of fiction it actually isn't - it's history being corrupted to make money, and when kids look back and watch this film they won't see the truth, they'll see this shitty film and think that's actually what happened, It really doesn't matter... people who base their knowledge of history on fictional films like U-571 won't be writing history books. I think it's safe to say that anyone who bases their knowledge of history on films is too lost to benefit from knowing the truth anyway... so, nothing gained, nothing lost. The bottom line is this... the problem is with the people who look to film for history and information, not with the films themselves. [This message has been edited by JT (edited 08-21-2001).] IP: Logged |
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Smokey Pilot |
The US was alone on Omaha beach, which was what SPR was about. A lot of US lives were lost while Monty fucked The dickhead on the US side was Patton. It has long been recognized that Eizenhower [This message has been edited by Smokey (edited 08-21-2001).] IP: Logged |
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Burkey Pilot |
I've read alot about 'Ike' to suggest that he was also a self serving/promoting, cocksucker. As was Monty and countless other toffee nosed British twats. I stand by my opinion that to get that far up the incestuous military ladder ( not talking about the real soldiers) you have to enjoy the taste of shite. IP: Logged |
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Jerry Pilot |
Except in Monty's case he really was a "cocksucker". ![]() IP: Logged |
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Burkey Pilot |
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Pachy Pilot |
Jonners, Hollywood is behaving just like any other business. They're reasoning in terms of market. The market study tells them the bigger market are people who want to see an entertaining story where the US are the good guys and in the end, they win. So they do the films that way. Personally I have no problems with US patriotism. I don't care seeing the stars and stripes and hearing an hymn at the end of a movie, that just reminds me that, as a foreigner, I am not part of the intented market. Of course, if the filmmakers did try to rewrite history, I might as well keep my 50 F for a better movie with less propaganda (American Beauty was a cool one...). IP: Logged |
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Jerry Pilot |
American Beauty was crap. It was Hollywood's demented view of the world - a totally dysfunctional family, career obsession, wife cheats, husband lusts after a minor and smokes dope, daughter sleeps around, "nice boy next door" is a drug dealer, gay neighbors, repressed homosexual, sadistic military officer, unethical businessmen, murder. Not a normal person in the movie. Yep. That's America alright - well, maybe in Southern California. ![]() What the hell was it about other than a tour through the sewer? Universities should use it as source material on abnormal behavior. Have to admit the acting was great, but I found it as entertaining as a fatal auto accident. IP: Logged |
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Burkey Pilot |
I thought it was a great film, and I'm sure there are many families that have one or more of those problems but don't show on the surface. Even in America ![]() IP: Logged |
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Jerry Pilot |
quote: And your point is? America has child molesters and rapists too. Shall we make an "entertainment" movie about them? If you want to learn about the underbelly of America fine, see a documentary. But don't tell me it's entertainment worthy of Best Picture of the Year. Did you actually feel sympathy for any of the characters? Did you get a message out of it? Was there a story? I guess if you're a voyeur it might work. There is nothing wrong with including sordidness in a story but the sordidness shouldn't be the story. IP: Logged |
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Spanky the Mad Dog Pilot |
Sorry to disapoint Jerry but I thought it was a great movie also. Would it bug you so much if it didn't have American in the title? Is it because you think they were trying to show an American family? How can you get so bent out of shape about a drama based on nothing but let a film about a real event in history that bends it out of shape, pass by with not a problem? IP: Logged |
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Jerry Pilot |
Being American or having America in the title never occured to me as being an issue. I couldn't care less what it is called or where it takes place. It is, as you say, a drama based on nothing. Nothing people leading nothing lives. It has no story, no characters I can identify with, no one with any redeeming qualities, no one I like and no one I feel sorry for, and no one I would ever want to meet. How can that be entertainment? Technically it is a well made and well acted movie. But it's like watching a porno movie. How many skin flicks deserve an Oscar? Hell, the Corleone family in the Godfather movies lead a sleezy life too but they had character and honor and family loyalties and a lot of other admirable qualities. I would much rather know them than the whackos in American Beauty. As for the submarine movie. I didn't see it so I can't comment on it. Dan dubya says it was entertaining. That's the first thing I look for in a movie. If the only thing really inaccurate about it was the nationality of the crew then I could probably live with that. Unlike the "Memphis Belle" which really sucked big time. It was 2 hours of cliche's. The only thing accurate about that movie was the name of the plane and the nationality. I know, I know...the shot's of the B-17's were great and I have watched it several times just for that. But the story (other than the 25 mission aspect) was a total fantasy, the last mission was a fantasy, the personalities of the crew were fantasies. They even gave new names to all the crew members! I talked with Robert Morgan once and he feels the same way. Sorry guys, but the ticket price for American Beauty was too high...and I watched it on video for free. [This message has been edited by Jerry (edited 08-22-2001).] IP: Logged |
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Burkey Pilot |
Watched it again last night on cable, still think it was a great movie. Jerry, I think you hit the nail on the head, these are characters YOU can't iddentify with. Now, you think the Corleone family have more admirable qualities? honor and familiy loyalties? I think theres nothing sicker than a strong 'family' who are willing to fuck over everyone else.A little incestuous and a little like the good old 'catholic' mafia in general. That hypocrisy of devout religion really makes me sick ( the Irish 'mafia' are similar in this sense) Like it or loathe it Jerry, the characters in the film where concentrated, but they are real life to a high degree. IP: Logged |
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Jonners Pilot |
LOL all - good healthy discussion!! Jerry - you're not quite right regarding the Dieppe raid, partial blame has to go to Mountbatten who planned it jointly. Another reason for its failure, other than the target was the defenses rather than the beaches, was lack of support ( only four destroyers!) Anyway Monty did not command the raid as he was sent to Africa nine days before - Mountbatten took the reigns on the actual day. What is inexcusable is the high commands decision to use 5000 loyal and courageous Canadian troops as a test-bed for projected landings on occupied France. DanW - thanks, the fact that you loved it just makes it worse Burkey - I think I mentioned that war is universal and could understand why GI's were used. But SPR wasn't just about GI's, it was about D-Day and war in Europe, which encompasses a lot, but gave acknowledgement to little. Smokey - America wasn't alone in France, SPR was about Omaha for 22 minutes, but like I said the film is great & I don't have a problem with it, just little niggles that surfaced after watching U-571 (surfaced-geddit Pachy - American Beauty was cool, I liked it a lot and I think Jerry misses the point its trying to raise - that the suburbia is a window on the world (all of suburbia the world over is like that) as are the characters and actions - varied, there is no such thing as a normal person. I think that Spacey was excellent and his characters point was to indicate that we must loosen our grip on things material or loose what we/he loves - the family, the wife, the daughter whatever - and he realises this at the end of the film which is why he dies with a smile on his face. Not such a bad sentiment. I think what stings, Jerry, is maybe the truth - it hurts & perhaps you can recognise some of America there (I recognise some of Britain). Plus its by a Brit director so thats gotta chafe somewhat Lets hear some reactions, peeps - cheers. ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Smokey Pilot |
Something about Memphis Belle always puzzled me. I know the film is full of inaccuracies. What I don't understand is that they couldn't even get the last mission right. I think the last mission in the movie was Wilhelmshaven and the real last mission was Bremmen. Either that way or the other way around I forget. It seems to me it would not have hurt a thing to get it right. I don't know why hollywood changes stuff like that. IP: Logged |
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Jerry Pilot |
Amen Smokey. Bob Morgan told me that more things happened in the movie version of the last mission than happened in all 25 of their missions combined. You have to make some allowances for "dramatic effect" but how much more or less dramatic is it to get the names of the crew and the target correct? IP: Logged |
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Burkey Pilot |
Speaking of Speilberg+war movies, Band of Brothers kicks off on Sept 9th, just under 3 weeks time. I can't wait, even if I don't see any combined war effort ![]() IP: Logged |
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JT Pilot |
Well, since we're discussing war films, what did you all think of Three Kings? I love almost every frame of that movie! My guess is that some of you Conservatives out there might not like the anti-Bush Sr. sentiment woven into that movie, but I think we can all agree it was a pretty well crafted and interesting flick. [This message has been edited by JT (edited 08-22-2001).] IP: Logged |
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Burkey Pilot |
Three kings was a pretty good movie, still feel into the 'it will all work out in the end' scenario though.... IP: Logged |
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Lothar Pilot |
The best we can do is to pay attention to the directors who do a good job. Spielburg is great when he leaves out the cutsey shit (which isn't often enough). Ron Howard can do a good job too. I just re-watched Apollo 13 and was impressed with his attention to detail. The DVD has a track of Lovell talking about the movie as it plays. Almost all of the recognizable parts, from his wife's losing her ring in the sink a few days before launch, to his needing his arithmetic double-checked on the ground were true. In fact the only exagerated parts were the angle of the main burn on return (it was actually perpendicular to the tragetory), the argument onboard the ship, and the backpeddling of the Grumman rep. re the LM's capabilities. A great war movie which I saw a few years ago was Werner Hertzog's documentary on a Vietnam pilot called "Little Dieter needs to Fly". Great movie. IP: Logged |
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Jonners Pilot |
Band of Brothers -Sept. 9 - BBC2 right?? Been looking forward to that ever since I saw the set up at Hatfield - only complaint: DAVID SCHWIMMER???? C'mon! ![]() IP: Logged |
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Burkey Pilot |
Jonners, SPR was about GIs at D-Day, to take into account the other nations involved would require a more historical approach rather than the human one. There was no place in the story of SPR for other nations, if they had been included it would have been inaccurate. Its like saying the movie Stalingrad should have included Finns and Romanians etc. I think Speilberg was spot on. Now, I would LOVE to see a movie concentrating on a squad of British troops coming ashore on DDay and then moving on Caen. That would be superb. IP: Logged |
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Jonners Pilot |
Burkey - I appreciate what your saying, but the whole thing was about co-operation, support and help. To criticise your own side, your friends and Allies seems a bit....I don't know....unsporting & unneccessary, if you see what I mean? I didn't think Stalingrad was that great,it did have good moments though (the scene when they're taking on Ivan armour was pretty stomach-turning - NEVER, EVER WALK ACROSS THE LINE OF FIRE!) but I thought it jumped from scene to scene a lot and lost its coherece because of those jumps - then I learned from a friend that it was a originally a mini-series shown in Germany (like 'Das Boot') and was numerous hours long - which explained its stuttery narrative (shit loads of scenes were cut out) Plus I hate shitty dubbing, I'd rather have subtitles any day. Y'know you've got a character who looks like a brick-shit-house with a camp pee-wee Herman voice BTW has anyone seen 'Snatch'? That bit where the American, Avi, flies over to England and the first words he says to anyone (let alone Mike Reid!) are 'Sit down and shut up you big bald fuck' - I piss myself everytime 'Well, its been emotional '- Cheerio... [This message has been edited by Jonners (edited 08-23-2001).] IP: Logged |
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semmern Pilot |
If you like Three Kings, you're going to LOVE Kellys Heroes! Just the same, only it's set in WWII, and it's got Clint Eastwood in it. I love Donald Sutherland as Oddball . Now that's some classy acting!For a more universal view on the Normandy invasion, go check out The Longest Day. IP: Logged |
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Burkey Pilot |
Kellys heroes is one of my all time favourites: Big Joe about Oddball: "that nuts got to be nuts" Oddball to Crapgame: "To a new yorker like you, a hero is some sort of weird sandwhich" IP: Logged |
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semmern Pilot |
Oddball's fav saying: "You and your negative vibrations." IP: Logged |
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Burkey Pilot |
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Pye Pilot |
It's time that the film making industry added another code of classification, not age related like PG,15,18 etc but just as helpfull
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Todesvogel Pilot |
quote: You got that right. [This message has been edited by Todesvogel (edited 08-26-2001).] IP: Logged |
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Spanky the Mad Dog Pilot |
Why not just dump her? I mean everything else is so cut and dry to you? IP: Logged |
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Todesvogel Pilot |
Good point. She's the only girl I've met who will put up with me. That, and she is 6 foot 1 inch tall. I need a tall girl (I'm 6"6'), but the supply is very limited. I've been kinda over the top lately. Too much stress happening in my life. Sorry dudes. IP: Logged |
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