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Burkey
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posted 08-05- 10:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Burkey   Click Here to Email Burkey     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
To continue the women theme, I'd like to ask the opinion of the elder statesmen. Now, I've been with my lady friend for 5+ yrs now, I hope I know what to expect, yet I my pal, a housemate; a short timer, ran in to a problem tonight. Myself, said pal, and a school friend, someone we had knocked with for 10+ yrs, got together, with ladies in tow tonight; bearing in mind we hadn't been together for 2+yrs.
we enjoyed a pleasant night in Belfasts finest, and came home to my pals and myselfs (a student arrangement) abode, with long term friend in tow; and proceeded to leave the ladies to their(I cant explain the I before e, except after C, maybe too drunk) own unique talk. We stood in the kitchen, and indulged in manly talk, mainly political (in Ireland we have plenty) and made the mistake of ignoring the woman folk. TOO OUR PERIL!!! Thankfully my lady friend was not present, but my pals were not so fortunate; they each fell to the "you ignored me all night" phenonomen(sp?-you know what I mean) and then I had to explain to these relative new comers the folley(sp_I'm irish) of their ways. Can anybody supply me with the answer to this universal problem, after 5 yrs I'm still at a loss, hopefully you old sages can help me. How do I steer them away from this storm?

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Lothar
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posted 08-05- 10:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lothar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This is an unsolvable problem. It is best expressed in the riddle:

"If a man says something in the forest and there are no women to hear him, is he still wrong?"

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Smokey
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posted 08-06- 03:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Smokey   Click Here to Email Smokey     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What Lothar said!!

For some reason women, especially if they're
under about 40, tend to be very insecure.
They feel threatened even in dividing your
attentions between them and some other men.

My own pet theory, if your interested, is
that they been spoiled rotten every since
they were little girls. They don't like to
give anything up, even if it's just a few
hours with the guys.

There is a bright side though. It's been
my experience that at least some of them
grow out of it a little bit with age. Maybe
you'll be lucky.

The alternative is to dump them all, jack off
in the shower and save your money. You'll be
a millionaire in 20 years.

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ArgonV
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posted 08-07- 12:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ArgonV   Click Here to Email ArgonV     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A woman would of written the topic heading as "Woman vs Men"

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semmern
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posted 08-24- 04:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for semmern   Click Here to Email semmern     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You guys can just praise the Lord for making your wives coming here reading your posts .

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