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Dole
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posted 02-03- 12:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dole   Click Here to Email Dole     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Kill me if you've seen this already
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Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of
procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to the population
for my act of copulation.

I gave in to temptation, for the anticipation of sexual gratification, that
I could not obtain through masturbation, resulting in my fornication.

I accepted her invitation, and provided her with excitation, stimulation,
penetration, replication, and liberation. She provided lubrication (to avoid
inflammation) and I wore condoms to avoid contamination. She cried for
duplication but I insisted upon termination, in spite of her fascination
with variation.

This has caused me great aggravation, and the agitation and provocation of
the media has resulted in my humiliation, denigration, and degradation. My
wife is considering castration, which would require my hospitalization.

l find culmination in my sanctification and rehabilitation so that my plans
for nomination to my ultimate vocation will not result in revocation and
termination.

I hope this proclamation has provided illumination and verification and will
prohibit further provocation.

Sincerely,
The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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ArgonV
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posted 02-03- 12:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ArgonV   Click Here to Email ArgonV     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

Amen to that!

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