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DanW
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posted 12-19- 10:36 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DanW     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm so sure that Sv is such a lying sack of spineless shit that he cannot prove that he 'aced' calculus. I read that you didn't even finish college. I seriously doubt you even finished calculus.

So quit being a spineless bitch and find your transcripts. Until then you are a worthless liar who can't even spell correctly without Microsoft Word's spell checker.

Post your score and I will post mine as soon as it comes in the mail.

No excuses rich boy. I'm calling your bluff...so fuck you.

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Smokey
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posted 12-19- 11:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Smokey   Click Here to Email Smokey     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
lol

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DanW
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posted 12-19- 11:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DanW     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm waiting Mr. Business Man.

You are a liar...get it?...a liar.

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Sv
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posted 12-19- 11:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sv   Click Here to Email Sv     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What do I get if I do? I think a actually kept them, because I took "Calculus A" at the University of Lowell, Ma. when I was a senior in High School. I did so because I hated the calc teacher at high school, she thought calc was algebra III LOL, so I wanted to take a real calc class. It was important for me to do well, because although I was 3 years accellerated in math, I had a C average. My dad said that if I did not ace calc I could kiss good-bye to acceptance into college for physics. He thought a university class grade would spice up my transacript. I guess he was wrong, because I got "no's" from UNH, RPI (my dad's school) and WPI. So I went to Umass at Lowell for computer science for 2 years, than transfered to music for 2 years but never graduated. I had about a 3.0 GPA during my computer science years, and a around a 3.9 GPA during music.

Also I took "Calculus B" at U Lowell before college as well. I got a B+ in Calc B. Calc A centered around the derrivites, while calc B started at integration, from what I remember. I bet your calc class covered both at once, so I suppose you beat me if this is a race. I think they broke it up to A and B for the continuing education classes at night. Still, my teacher was really good and it was a challenging but fair class.

I had to commute 30 miniutes on week nights with an ugly chick who also did not like our calc teacher. BTW, this calc teacher at my high school has since been fired. I know, because I am the oldest and my youngest brother is still in school in the same town.

I do rely on the spell checker quite a bit. If I still have the transcript I will post it, or for more fun, maybe I will call U lowell up and have them send me one.

So if I post it, do we next compare W-4 forms?

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Mk10 225th
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posted 12-19- 12:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mk10 225th   Click Here to Email Mk10 225th     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't know, but if I hear zippers unzipping, I'm OUTTA HERE!

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Spanky the Mad Dog
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posted 12-19- 12:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Spanky the Mad Dog   Click Here to Email Spanky the Mad Dog     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
SPanky here..

LOL

HAHAHAHA

For sure!!

Hey dan I can't speeeelll either.

I know I suck ass, I'm a sub human being.

LOL

I might not be good at that. But everyone has there strong points.

Next time you need a quality peice of cabinetry or a house built/fixed give me a ring.

But I'm sure you think that stuff is easy right?

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DanW
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posted 12-19- 05:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DanW     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Fair enough. Yes we covered both intergrals and derivatives in the same semester. We stopped at integrating rational functions.

"So if I post it, do we next compare W-4 forms?"

Hell no. We've established the fact that I am poor, so no need to humiliate me further

Spanks,

Shit dude, building cabinets is pretty hard. Good ones cost a fortune. Do you make good money doing that stuff?

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Zurawski
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posted 12-19- 05:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Zurawski   Click Here to Email Zurawski     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm waiting until Dan shows us the

Ultimate calculus

[Oh, Zur's asking for it now ....] snicker..snicker...

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Jerry
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posted 12-19- 06:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Too bad this "calculus challenge" isn't taking place 30 years ago...you could both take out your sliderules and have a duel.

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DanW
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posted 12-19- 06:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DanW     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Now we just duel with TI 88's!!! muahahahah

Zur, where is my damn Kanickabasa or whatever that Donut thing is ?!?!?

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Zurawski
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posted 12-20- 12:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Zurawski   Click Here to Email Zurawski     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It's a "Kringle" you twit!

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Sv
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posted 12-20- 11:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sv   Click Here to Email Sv     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Read it and weap:

And I even found the personal note from the prof. when Calc A was over:

I had some fun in my attic

[This message has been edited by Sv (edited 12-20-2000).]

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DanW
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posted 12-20- 11:59 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DanW     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
haha..

I retract my spineless pussy statement then. You da man.

Oh yeah, it's spelled 'weep' not 'weap'

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Sv
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posted 12-20- 12:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Sv   Click Here to Email Sv     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Fair enough, we are even steeeven. Maybe if I spelled as bad as spanky, my spelling would not be in such contention - neat trick spanky

But I will grant you that I did indeed only get a B in calc B, so you win.

It is fun to post old stuff that you have no idea why you did not through away. I have some very f'd up Philosophy 101 notes I might post, and a wacky graded music theory analysis quiz - it is funny stuff. Thank God the hell that is called school is over fro me...

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Mk10 225th
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posted 12-20- 02:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mk10 225th   Click Here to Email Mk10 225th     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I love to browse old newspaper clippings of my previous arrests.

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Spanky the Mad Dog
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posted 12-22- 02:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Spanky the Mad Dog   Click Here to Email Spanky the Mad Dog     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Spanky here...

Dan, unfortunatly most people don't want quality stuff. They buy crap.

The most I could hope to make would probly be around 20 an hour after years of experience as a shop forman.

Except maybe leading a huge factory, which i don't want to do.

I would rather just work for myself for very rich clients.


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Propwash
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posted 12-22- 09:57 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Propwash     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Everyone knows I can't spell.

Still, Dan, you have to be the most annoying person on the planet.

I bet you were in band in High School. We use to have great fun beating the crap out of band people.

I hope I spelled everything correctly or Dan will start sweating like a dog trying to shit a peach pit.

Prop out

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Mk10 225th
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posted 12-22- 11:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mk10 225th   Click Here to Email Mk10 225th     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"I hope I spelled everything correctly or Dan will start sweating like a dog trying to shit a peach pit."

Man, that colloquialism beat out my "two shits in a rainstorm."

Bravo, Prop. "...sweating like a dog trying to shit a peach pit." Man, that's a keeper.

Prop, do you have any more you could share with the class?

Thanks in advance,

an admirer,

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Jerry
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posted 12-22- 01:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What the hell!!!

Cuntwash used to think I was the most annoying person on the planet!!! I was proud of that honor...if he thought I was annoying then I must have been doing something right. Now I find that I have been replaced by DanW. I'm pissed. Tell me Cuntwash, what can I do to get my title back?

Congratulations DanW, I pass the torch to you. Carry it with pride.

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Mk10 225th
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posted 12-22- 01:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mk10 225th   Click Here to Email Mk10 225th     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yes Jerry, but that was all before he knew you were a fellow comrade in the Militant Right!

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JT
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posted 12-22- 02:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JT   Click Here to Email JT     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
>I bet you were in band in High School. We use to have great fun beating the crap out of band people.

Actually, the sentence should read...

"We used to have..."

not...

"We use to have..."

>I hope I spelled everything correctly or Dan will start sweating like a dog trying to shit a peach pit.

I take 10 points off for every misspelled word. Out of a possible score of 100, you got a 90, so you still got an A on this post. Please put a star on your forehead.

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Jerry
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posted 12-22- 03:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
MK, I guess that's what you get for being an "inclusive" party.

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DanW
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posted 12-22- 04:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for DanW     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"Still, Dan, you have to be the most annoying person on the planet.

I bet you were in band in High School. We use to have great fun beating the crap out of band people."

Actually, I was the guy that was always having sex with your girlfriend while you were beating up band people.


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Burkey
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posted 12-22- 04:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Burkey   Click Here to Email Burkey     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dan, never stoop to beastiality just to get back at an asshole...

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