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DanW Pilot |
I'm so sure that Sv is such a lying sack of spineless shit that he cannot prove that he 'aced' calculus. I read that you didn't even finish college. I seriously doubt you even finished calculus. So quit being a spineless bitch and find your transcripts. Until then you are a worthless liar who can't even spell correctly without Microsoft Word's spell checker. Post your score and I will post mine as soon as it comes in the mail. No excuses rich boy. I'm calling your bluff...so fuck you. IP: Logged |
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Smokey Pilot |
lol IP: Logged |
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DanW Pilot |
I'm waiting Mr. Business Man. ![]() You are a liar...get it?...a liar. IP: Logged |
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Sv Pilot |
What do I get if I do? I think a actually kept them, because I took "Calculus A" at the University of Lowell, Ma. when I was a senior in High School. I did so because I hated the calc teacher at high school, she thought calc was algebra III LOL, so I wanted to take a real calc class. It was important for me to do well, because although I was 3 years accellerated in math, I had a C average. My dad said that if I did not ace calc I could kiss good-bye to acceptance into college for physics. He thought a university class grade would spice up my transacript. I guess he was wrong, because I got "no's" from UNH, RPI (my dad's school) and WPI. So I went to Umass at Lowell for computer science for 2 years, than transfered to music for 2 years but never graduated. I had about a 3.0 GPA during my computer science years, and a around a 3.9 GPA during music. Also I took "Calculus B" at U Lowell before college as well. I got a B+ in Calc B. Calc A centered around the derrivites, while calc B started at integration, from what I remember. I bet your calc class covered both at once, so I suppose you beat me if this is a race. I think they broke it up to A and B for the continuing education classes at night. Still, my teacher was really good and it was a challenging but fair class. I had to commute 30 miniutes on week nights with an ugly chick who also did not like our calc teacher. BTW, this calc teacher at my high school has since been fired. I know, because I am the oldest and my youngest brother is still in school in the same town. I do rely on the spell checker quite a bit. If I still have the transcript I will post it, or for more fun, maybe I will call U lowell up and have them send me one. So if I post it, do we next compare W-4 forms? IP: Logged |
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Mk10 225th Pilot |
I don't know, but if I hear zippers unzipping, I'm OUTTA HERE! ![]() ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Spanky the Mad Dog Pilot |
SPanky here.. LOL HAHAHAHA For sure!! Hey dan I can't speeeelll either. LOL I might not be good at that. But everyone has there strong points. Next time you need a quality peice of cabinetry or a house built/fixed give me a ring. But I'm sure you think that stuff is easy right? IP: Logged |
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DanW Pilot |
Fair enough. Yes we covered both intergrals and derivatives in the same semester. We stopped at integrating rational functions. "So if I post it, do we next compare W-4 forms?" Hell no. We've established the fact that I am poor, so no need to humiliate me further Spanks, Shit dude, building cabinets is pretty hard. Good ones cost a fortune. Do you make good money doing that stuff? IP: Logged |
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Zurawski Pilot |
I'm waiting until Dan shows us the Ultimate calculus [Oh, Zur's asking for it now ....] snicker..snicker... IP: Logged |
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Jerry Pilot |
Too bad this "calculus challenge" isn't taking place 30 years ago...you could both take out your sliderules and have a duel. ![]() IP: Logged |
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DanW Pilot |
Now we just duel with TI 88's!!! muahahahah Zur, where is my damn Kanickabasa or whatever that Donut thing is ?!?!? IP: Logged |
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Zurawski Pilot |
It's a "Kringle" you twit! IP: Logged |
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Sv Pilot |
Read it and weap: And I even found the personal note from the prof. when Calc A was over: I had some fun in my attic [This message has been edited by Sv (edited 12-20-2000).] IP: Logged |
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DanW Pilot |
haha.. I retract my spineless pussy statement then. You da man. Oh yeah, it's spelled 'weep' not 'weap' IP: Logged |
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Sv Pilot |
Fair enough, we are even steeeven. Maybe if I spelled as bad as spanky, my spelling would not be in such contention - neat trick spanky ![]() But I will grant you that I did indeed only get a B in calc B, so you win. It is fun to post old stuff that you have no idea why you did not through away. I have some very f'd up Philosophy 101 notes I might post, and a wacky graded music theory analysis quiz - it is funny stuff. Thank God the hell that is called school is over fro me... IP: Logged |
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Mk10 225th Pilot |
I love to browse old newspaper clippings of my previous arrests. ![]() ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Spanky the Mad Dog Pilot |
Spanky here... Dan, unfortunatly most people don't want quality stuff. They buy crap. The most I could hope to make would probly be around 20 an hour after years of experience as a shop forman. Except maybe leading a huge factory, which i don't want to do. I would rather just work for myself for very rich clients. IP: Logged |
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Propwash Pilot |
Everyone knows I can't spell. Still, Dan, you have to be the most annoying person on the planet. I bet you were in band in High School. We use to have great fun beating the crap out of band people. I hope I spelled everything correctly or Dan will start sweating like a dog trying to shit a peach pit. Prop out IP: Logged |
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Mk10 225th Pilot |
"I hope I spelled everything correctly or Dan will start sweating like a dog trying to shit a peach pit." Man, that colloquialism beat out my "two shits in a rainstorm." Bravo, Prop. "...sweating like a dog trying to shit a peach pit." Man, that's a keeper. Prop, do you have any more you could share with the class? Thanks in advance, an admirer, ------------------ IP: Logged |
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Jerry Pilot |
What the hell!!! Cuntwash used to think I was the most annoying person on the planet!!! I was proud of that honor...if he thought I was annoying then I must have been doing something right. Now I find that I have been replaced by DanW. I'm pissed. Tell me Cuntwash, what can I do to get my title back? Congratulations DanW, I pass the torch to you. Carry it with pride. IP: Logged |
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Mk10 225th Pilot |
Yes Jerry, but that was all before he knew you were a fellow comrade in the Militant Right! ![]() ------------------ IP: Logged |
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JT Pilot |
>I bet you were in band in High School. We use to have great fun beating the crap out of band people. Actually, the sentence should read... "We used to have..." not... "We use to have..." >I hope I spelled everything correctly or Dan will start sweating like a dog trying to shit a peach pit. I take 10 points off for every misspelled word. Out of a possible score of 100, you got a 90, so you still got an A on this post. Please put a star on your forehead. IP: Logged |
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Jerry Pilot |
MK, I guess that's what you get for being an "inclusive" party. ![]() IP: Logged |
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DanW Pilot |
"Still, Dan, you have to be the most annoying person on the planet. I bet you were in band in High School. We use to have great fun beating the crap out of band people." Actually, I was the guy that was always having sex with your girlfriend while you were beating up band people. IP: Logged |
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Burkey Pilot |
Dan, never stoop to beastiality just to get back at an asshole... IP: Logged |
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