posted 12-16- 11:48 AM               

Somedays i'm a reverend, somedays the grand wizard.

Its grand, and legal.

Some freinds were trying to get me to marry them but that was a little much for me.

I go around blessing stuff for people all the time.

Heck half the time i forget i'm a minister.

"We believe everyone is already a member of the church and is just not aware of it as yet. The Universal Life Church will ordain anyone that asks without question of faith, for life, without a fee. Just select "Be Ordained" to complete the process right here on our World Wide Web site. The church has two tenets: the absolute right of freedom of religion and to do that which is right. Anything else within the law is allowed.
As an ordained minister of the church, you too may ordain new ministers. The Universal Life Church will not stand between you and your God and recognizes that each person must choose his own path. Each person in the ULC is free to follow any path as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others."

Yes i've ordained other ministers.

Me "ya sure ya want to?"

friend "heck ya"

Me "ok your in, I ordain ya as a minister in the universal life church"

LOL

I freaking love it.
http://www.ulc.org/ulchq/index.htm

Oh yeah get your doctorate too.

I love this site.

This is the best part of all.

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Oh I can see those bible thumpers now, they gotta be pissed.

LOL.

posted 12-16- 03:04 PM               

Actually I don't belive in them and thats the one thing they say you can't do.

I guess there must be legal issues there, proper training and such.

posted 12-16- 09:06 PM               

I don't understand your facination with circumcision?

The point is that legaly I can do as ministers do without having to belive in or put up with the crap that they do.

Plus its damn funny, and pisses the bible thumpers off.