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ArgonV Pilot	posted 12-01- 11:57 PM First order of buisness: Hmm... I cant think of one. Oh yeah, Im going to lower taxes and increase military budget spending. Wait never mind, Im going to screw the people over first! Quick, some one slip me a money filled briefcase so I can decide what Im going to do next. IP: Logged
Spanky the Mad Dog Pilot	posted 12-02- 12:09 AM Spanky here... Can I be your Vice? IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 12-02- 12:20 AM Sure why not!?!? I need a good lying Vice to run for Pres. to back up my policies after my 4 years are up. IP: Logged
Mirthain Pilot	posted 12-02- 04:26 AM Hey, I want to be Attorney general...that way I can run Gestapo raids on people I don't like and never get prosecuted..... ;} Then I can pay MK10 to be an "Independant Council" to investigate you..... ;} Can I can I can I...... Please Please Please????????????????????? hehe ------------------ Mirthain=FC= IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 12-02- 10:49 AM Yes! I need someone to keep my enemies in line and the people scared so they will do whatever I ask of them, and they wont question my authority. I'll get the bribe money ASAP. IP: Logged
Smokey Pilot	posted 12-02- 12:07 PM I think you would make a lousy president. I want to be the opposing party so I can conduct a 4 year, dirt digging witch hunt to find out where you get your blow jobs. After that I'll impeach you. IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 12-02- 01:04 PM Hmmm... go right ahead! But then I would have to get Mirthain to stick you in a hole in the desert............. P.S. I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman! (Well, actually...... ) [This message has been edited by ArgonV (edited 12-02-2000).] IP: Logged
Jerry Pilot	posted 12-02- 01:28 PM I want to interview and select your White House Interns. IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 12-02- 01:35 PM Jerry, that is one tough job! Are you up for the task? Better yet... how is your taste in girls? P.S. You do realise you will be getting leftovers.... [This message has been edited by ArgonV (edited 12-02-2000).] IP: Logged
Jerry Pilot	posted 12-02- 01:48 PM No..no..no....You have it all wrong. I interview and select first....then you get the leftovers after I "screen" them. My taste in girls....you will see a distinct improvement in the quality of interns over the current administration. By the way, do you smoke cigars? IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 12-02- 07:40 PM Jerry, thats not how the system works you see...... Im the boss around here. You give the interviews and send the subjects in my office for a thuro evaluation/examination. Then, the ones Im not totally pleased with go back to you. Dont make me make Mirthain stick you in a hole in the desert too..... P.S. I love cigars! Especially the Cuban kind.... [This message has been edited by ArgonV (edited 12-02-2000).] IP: Logged
Jerry Pilot	posted 12-02- 08:01 PM hmmmm....maybe you should send me a job description for an Oral.....uh....Oval Office Intern. I need to determine how thorough my screening process needs to be. After all, you don't want to waste your time on "unqualified" interns. IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 12-02- 09:25 PM ROFLMAO! In the mail.... IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 12-04- 07:50 AM Whos going to be my campaign manager? I need someone to utilize the mofia for me to get those votes... IP: Logged
Jerry Pilot	posted 12-04- 11:54 AM If all you need are some bogus votes you don't need the mafia...just run as a Democrat and hire Gore's lawyers. IP: Logged
Mirthain Pilot	posted 12-05- 03:32 AM Stark, I block your efforts to investigate due to lack of evidence of his sexual misconduct, lack of witness's and generally because I don't like the tie you wore. Now, in an underhanded move, I remove your children from your house on the grounds that you are unfit in a raid that would have made the SEAL's cry.... possibly shooting one or a couple of members of your family and declare your religion to be a "Cult". Then after we burn down your house we will call it an accident, then say it was your fault..... ;p Ha.... deal with that you evil man.... discredit my president....muhaha... ------------------ Mirthain=FC= IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 12-05- 07:36 AM Excellent............. Jerry, Hmm... I dont like Democrat OR Republican views. I think I'll make my own party. IP: Logged
Mk10 225th Pilot	posted 12-05- 09:56 AM "Independant Council." Hell Mirth, there's not enough money in the world to get me to do an impersonation of Ken Starr. ------------------ Mk10 Maj=225th= IP: Logged
Mirthain Pilot	posted 12-06- 05:07 AM Then what about the new guy? There have only been like 3 or 4 IC's since BC got elected. ;} ------------------ Mirthain=FC= IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 12-12- 08:55 PM Hey guys, I rigged the "coin flipping" contest with a double sided quarter. So whoever gets heads (Which will be me) wins! Come and welcome your new president. IP: Logged
Jerry Pilot	posted 12-12- 09:35 PM Ah...a new tradition, started by Clinton and continued by ArgonV....getting head(s). IP: Logged
JT Pilot	posted 12-12- 09:56 PM >Now, in an underhanded move, I remove your children from your house on the grounds that you are unfit in a raid that would have made the SEAL's cry.... possibly shooting one or a couple of members of your family and declare your religion to be a "Cult". Mirth, This is an obvious reference to Waco. Are you joking or do you honestly believe that the Branch Davidians were not a cult? Also, do you believe that Janet Reno ordered agents to burn down the Branch Davidian complex and kill everyone inside? If not, do you believe that agents accidently set fire to the complex? And, either way it happened, do you believe that our government made an effort to cover-up how the fire actually started? And finally, do you not care that the Branch Dividians opened fire upon and killed several agents who were merely walking up to the doors of the compound? I'm sure you do, but I think it's odd that you never mention that when you make references to Waco... something you've done 3 times now. Just curious. [This message has been edited by JT (edited 12-12-2000).] IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 12-13- 01:49 PM Waco? I thought our people got in there and wiped that incident out of the publics minds and covered thee whole thing up. Drat! Darn you ex-president you. You left a mess for me to clean up! Now its Christmas so its time for me to start practicing my "head getting" tradition... P.S. Who will be my intern? There arent too many females on this board.... IP: Logged

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