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Maaco
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posted 11-27- 11:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
SIKE!

Hehe, Shame on me.

~Maaco~

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Jeeves
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posted 11-27- 11:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jeeves   Click Here to Email Jeeves     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Man--

You just made the hormones of a whole lot of old farts do a 180


How are you making out on the CFS2 mission editor? I'd like to try any missions you have created...

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Maaco
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posted 11-27- 02:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Jeeves,

Sadly, my lack of ability with the Mission Editor is only surpassed by my ineptitude at writing my name in the snow, lol.

I haven't put the time in that I would like to.

I will say the night Carrier landings are very exciting!

I want to make an all-night mission that starts and on land and ends on a Carrier.

I'll keep trying as time permits.

~Maaco~

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Jeeves
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posted 11-27- 05:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jeeves   Click Here to Email Jeeves     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ROTFLMAO.... writing your name in the snow is overrated And besides, if your first name is larger than 4 or 5 letters, it is a moot point anyways

I am taking a while to get the editor down myself-- but it does make some things much easier than the SDOE editor--- like placing a plane right near a hanger-- just zoom in on the hanger and do it...man-- I need a job that doesn't require so much homework!!

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Hawk
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posted 11-27- 06:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hawk     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I wrote my name in the snow once. Thats why the officer called me by my first name.

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Mirthain
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posted 11-27- 09:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mirthain   Click Here to Email Mirthain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Now see maaco.... my poor heart just jumped out of my chest... of course it was from laughing..... too funny girl... I had to see what you were going to say in here.....
Maaco gets a kill... and it wasn't on her team..... ;}
(You will never live that down... Heheheh)

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Maaco
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posted 12-01- 02:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Come to think of it, she is really cute. Hmmm, na, I just don't lean that way.

My dating troubles would have to be way worse than they are now. If thats possible.

Still on the other hand she has a very nice car, and she likes chick flicks, hmmm, na.

~Maaco~

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ArgonV
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posted 12-01- 11:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ArgonV   Click Here to Email ArgonV     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ROFLMAO!!!!!!

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semmern
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posted 12-02- 04:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for semmern   Click Here to Email semmern     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hehe. I try to leave a nice trace of calligraphy behind in the snow, with my whole name, Christian, written, but I don't get any farther than 'Christ!'

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Jerry
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posted 12-02- 01:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL
semmern, have another beer first.

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semmern
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posted 12-02- 04:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for semmern   Click Here to Email semmern     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Another??? More than that. Three or four should be enough for both my last name, my address and my phone number

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ReaperMan
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posted 12-02- 05:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ReaperMan   Click Here to Email ReaperMan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The thought of you, your roommate, and/or you and your roomate, your roommate turning you on, it all TURNS ME ON!

Dirty old man? Well, ya got the "dirty" part right anyway.

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ArgonV
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posted 12-02- 07:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ArgonV   Click Here to Email ArgonV     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Maaco, why settle for these dirty, sick, old farts with haggy wives when you can settle for me? A smart, good looking, SINGLE young man?

[This message has been edited by ArgonV (edited 12-02-2000).]

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Jerry
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posted 12-02- 08:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah...just like the ones she has been dating. Sorry Argon, you're out of her league.

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ArgonV
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posted 12-02- 08:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ArgonV   Click Here to Email ArgonV     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey! I dont screw over my dates like hers have ben doing............... Im a gentleman.

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Maaco
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posted 12-04- 02:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
So, how old are you Argon? (flips back hair)

Oops, just looked at your profile. High School student huh?

Oh well, the search continues. Nothing Personal

Here comes my roomate. I really like her car, hehe.

~Maaco~

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ArgonV
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posted 12-04- 03:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ArgonV   Click Here to Email ArgonV     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LoL! I know... I know... But believe it or not Ive dated older girls. The oldest Ive dated is 24. The youngest was 14... and Im 17 BTW.

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Lothar
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posted 12-04- 03:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Lothar   Click Here to Email Lothar     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Argon, I think you are wasting time here. If you are looking for women, Spanky seems to have quite a few extra.

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Jerry
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posted 12-04- 03:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL

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ArgonV
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posted 12-04- 03:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ArgonV   Click Here to Email ArgonV     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh jeeze........... Im not serious about what I said to Maaco guys. Im not looking for any girl(s) on this board. (No offense Maaco) Ive got PLENTY down here where I live.

BTW I dont consider women, women until theyve reached the age of 30. By then theyve gotten rid of the stuffed animal habbit.

[This message has been edited by ArgonV (edited 12-04-2000).]

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Gustang
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posted 12-06- 12:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gustang   Click Here to Email Gustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ArgonV,

Hate to break it to ya, but some women never lose the stuffed animal habbit. My wife is living proof. She's into those Boyds (sp?) cat thingies (Not your typical stuffed animal, however). It used to be beanie babies...

Even if my room were overrun with penquins, polar bears and/or teddy bears with googly eyes, I think one can argue that such a nasty habit alone is better than most. I thank God she never picked up the 'must always drive new cars' habit or how about the 'I refuse to help with the housework' habit or the ever-dreaded 'Hide my credit purchases' habit' or even worse, the 'You don't need to know what I spend' habit. [shiver]

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ArgonV
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posted 12-06- 02:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ArgonV   Click Here to Email ArgonV     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gustang... LoL! I know what ya mean buddy....

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Maaco
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posted 12-08- 11:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

[This message has been edited by Maaco (edited 12-08-2000).]

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Maaco
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posted 12-08- 11:30 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey,

I like stuffed animals. I think guys tolerating my stuffed animals is a small price to pay for the benefits they get.

After all, it is the only bad habit I have. I don't think it can really be considered a bad habit at that.

Hmmm, my roomate likes them too. If she could only swear and scratch herself while swilling beer she would be perfect .

~Maaco~

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Mk10 225th
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posted 12-08- 12:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mk10 225th   Click Here to Email Mk10 225th     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Maaco, teaching her to swear, scratch herself, and swill beer are the easy parts.

The tough part is teaching her how to halve her IQ, take things ONLY at face value, and sit in front of a television for 10-12 hours at a time watching sports on TV.

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Jerry
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posted 12-08- 01:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'm sure there are a lot of volunteers out there who would be willing to teach your roomate how to swear, scratch herself and swill beer. What do you say guys...any takers?

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Mirthain
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posted 12-09- 01:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mirthain   Click Here to Email Mirthain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Such low expectations.....
As my wife says about this... thats what happens when you date boy's... of any age.... instead of Men....
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Burkey
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posted 12-09- 08:05 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Burkey   Click Here to Email Burkey     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Every girl in class turns me on...I'm 5 yrs in to my relationship, she talks of marriage..what should I do?

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Jerry
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posted 12-09- 08:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
See Spanky for advice.

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Smokey
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posted 12-10- 10:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Smokey   Click Here to Email Smokey     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Don't get married until you think you'll need
someone to push your wheelchair. Leave the
girls alone and save your money. If I would
have done that I would be a millionare by
now.

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Stark
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posted 12-11- 01:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stark     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Burkey -

5 yrs in and you aren't thinking of marriage? Maybe you should take a good look as to why you are still in that relationship...if you find it's becasue you love her then what's the big deal about marrying her? If you find it's because it's convenient then it's time to go my friend...it's not fair to either you or her.

-Stark (married for 4 and still happy I did it)

BTW - I can think of 2 of her friends and 3 ladies at work that do it for me... I think that's normal. The difference is that the others are a purely physical deal... and with her it is much more than just the physical.

[This message has been edited by Stark (edited 12-11-2000).]

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Burkey
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posted 12-11- 02:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Burkey   Click Here to Email Burkey     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'll marry her

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Jerry
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posted 12-11- 03:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Stark, now look what you've done!

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Maaco
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posted 12-11- 04:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It is my experience that there are quite a few women that are interested in a physical relationship only.

Oh, sure most are emotionaly attached and then get hurt easily.

I would say most of my friends know the difference between partying and a commitment.

Don't think that we don't go out for a roll in the hay now and then too .

With us it's more of a whim thing than a mission to score so we can strut around like roosters the next day in front of our friends.

No offense ment, just clarifying some things.

~Maaco~

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Gustang
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posted 12-11- 04:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gustang   Click Here to Email Gustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Burkey,

Before you go ahead and do that, try living together for at least a year first (maybe call it an engagement even ). If you're still on talking terms after that, go for it!

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Mk10 225th
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posted 12-11- 07:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mk10 225th   Click Here to Email Mk10 225th     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Oh heck Maaco, most men "in the know" have been hip to that fact for years.

And believe me, when the strutting is done the next day by the male contingent, it's usually just to shut up all the "friends" that say things like, "Jesus Christ man, when are you gonna get laid? What has it been man, like 10 months, a year?"

And actually, if you look at it, it's funny that the women probably deal with that kind of adventurous "limited engagement" liason a lot better than most guys do.

There are probably more guys out there that feel upset that they were "used" by a woman than you'd imagine.

Of course we'd have to toss out most of the tossers you've had to deal with lately to get the kind of average I'd like to back up my argument!

Anyhoo, let me wind this up, and get back to the main deal here. Maaco, don't you worry a bit. Not only do you sound like a really cool chick, um, a-hem, a very together woman, so you'll do just fine with men probably a hell of a lot sooner than you really want to...and...

If that doesn't work out, I can at least help out by starting the swearing, scratching, and swilling classes for your roomate...man, that must be some kind of cool car she's got...

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Jerry
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posted 12-11- 08:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
MK, does your last name happen to be Landers...or maybe VanBuren?

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Mk10 225th
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posted 12-12- 09:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mk10 225th   Click Here to Email Mk10 225th     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Schlesinger.

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Stark
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posted 12-12- 01:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stark     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey Burkey... do what Gustang said!

I did fail to mention one little tidbit - my missus and I lived to gether for a bit over a year before we married. It's an excellent idea although some of the more "old-fashioned" crowd frown upon it. It is a world of difference knowing somone (even for 5 years) a few hours a day to being around them virutally every hour you aren't at work. If you haven't lived together then you will be amazed at all the things you didn't know about her...like maybe she folds her socks in a way that, for some completely unknown reason, makes you want to peel of your own skin and run yourself down the disposal... or maybe not But seriously, there is a lot of stress in just living together, getting used to that person ALWAYS being there when you turn around - if you can get over the growing pains of close confinement prior to marriage it takes ALOT of the stress out of the first year of marriage and, IMO, gives you a much better chance of making the long haul. Admittedly I've only been married for 4 years so I can't be sure about that... but I have friends who married and didn't do the live together thing and they are having a very rough time of it - much more so than we did.

Oh yeah... Congratulations! Assuming she says yes of course..

Hey Maaco... I've got this cousin in the LA area.... nah... he's a musician...your looking for a nice guy.

-Stark

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Jerry
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posted 12-12- 09:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Stark, what you say makes a lot of sense, logically. Unfortunately, the divorce rates have gone up since "living together" became accepted by society.....not down. To say nothing of single mothers raising children alone.

If you look at us "geezers" who have been married a long time you will find that few of us lived together first, yet we made it work. IMO it requires a lot more than just getting used to someone. If you really love her, you will accept the bad with the good and work out the minor differences, like how socks are folded, etc. The major differences should already be known to one another if you've spent any time together and been honest.

Best advise I can give - your wife (spouse) should be your best friend. Throw in a little love and you have an unbeatable combination.

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