posted 08-07- 03:31 PM               

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I watched the Green Mile yesterday and thought it was a EXCELLENT MOVIE. I felt the tears swell up in my eyes, a lump in my throat and a emptiness in my heart when they FRIED ol poor John COFFEE. The only thing that would have made the movie any better is if they would have HANGED him instead. NO in fact it would even better better if they would have fried him first, then hung him, and then used a firing squad to cut him down. NOW THATS ENTERTAINMENT !!!!

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posted 08-07- 03:37 PM               

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How about this for a marketing ideal, we make minture John Coffee dolls and minture electric chairs that really plug into 110 outlets. We could fill the John Coffee Doll's head with some kind of meat. The kids just plug the chair in and fry the sucker. Hell, this could be a way for them to get snacks while they learn "CRIME DON'T PAY" or in Mr Coffee's experience "Don't BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE at the WRONG TIME". For the children that are too young to play with electricty ( like 3 and below) we could attach a SNIFF and SCRATCH board on the chair. Thet just scratch it to get the full smell of buring FLESH !

aaaaaaaaaah, sometimes I just amaze myself.

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posted 08-08- 10:42 AM               

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Sun, obviously you don't have a job to keep you busy...have you ever thought about volunteering at a local hospital or something?

Just trying to help,

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posted 08-08- 11:08 AM               

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Well I have tried that volunteer work at one of the LOCAL hospitals, but they kept trying to ADMIT me, so I quit going. I keep hopping that they will make me a board monitor here some day, then the SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN !
Hey, I like your picture, now check out mine!

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posted 08-08- 01:03 PM               

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Holy shit....I'm scarred for life!!!!!

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posted 08-08- 02:09 PM               

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How do you get goggles on a camel rectum?

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posted 08-08- 05:05 PM               

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Well the use of KY Jelly does help !

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posted 08-08- 05:13 PM               

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OK, getting back to my 1st post. I have given up on the John Coffee ideal. But I still like the minture electric chair. We could call it Little Sparky and use it to fry things like hot dogs or hambergers. If food is not your thing, we could use it to melt down the BITCH Barbie and her gay friend KEN, or even GI JOES. But if you really want that smell of burning FLESH, we could strap in hampters and mice, read them their death warrant, and yell ROLL #2, this would signal your 6 year old to plug in the chair. We really could turn this into a family affair by having the wife kids and neighbors all come in as witnesses to the event. Maybe even sell popcorn on the side. Shhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeee, I am getting excited here. How is this for a logo for the box ?

http://clix.to/bountyhunters

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posted 08-08- 05:35 PM               

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Dam, I had another great ideal but asshole beat me to it. Check this out !
http://www.claytonbailey.com/chair.htm

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posted 08-08- 07:01 PM               

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Thanks Mk10 225th for the suggestion. I just got back from taking my oath, I am now a Boy Scout Pack Leader. I have to find some new boys to join. Hey, will you have yours send in his application ?

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posted 08-11- 09:47 AM               

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ohhhhhh pls get a job!!

(or let's say at least a hobby ..like painting, poetry, dancing, theatre...whatever!)

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posted 08-12- 12:37 PM               

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If I got a job or hobby, it would interfer with my posting on this board, so NO THANKS !

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