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Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-26- 05:28 PM aaaaah this is my kinda of board. I love flaming all of you American Sheep Humpers. In reference to the title, I wish you would bring your MOTHER/WIFE/Daughter/Girlfriend/or Favorite sheep by so I can see her again ! The last time I was with her was in the back seat of my 1963 Chevy Nova at the Camel Ferriers Convention in downtown Pilox Quran. She told me then I was the best she had ever had. I just want to re-enforce that erotic time with her again. ------------------ Be sure to visit my site at http://nosuntzu.homestead.com/index.html Take a Minute to check out over 600 Nose Art Babes at www.zing.com/album/?id=4294669099 Know your ENEMY, Know YOURSELF, and VICTORY is never in DANGER ! [This message has been edited by Sun Tzu (edited 06-28-2000).] IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-26- 05:32 PM aaaah, I almost forgot. Canucks and Brits suck...I wouldn't let either one lick the ass of my worst camel. http://pub10.ezboard.com/bnoflyzone.html IP: Logged
Mk10 225th Pilot	posted 06-26- 07:44 PM Hey, pretty gutsy for someone who started out life being strained through a bedsheet. Mk10 IP: Logged
Smokey Pilot	posted 06-26- 09:24 PM I think licking your camel would make you jealous. IP: Logged
Smokey Pilot	posted 06-26- 09:26 PM And no, you can't have my sheep. IP: Logged
Jerry Pilot	posted 06-27- 12:07 AM You have it all wrong MK...camel jockeys wear their bedsheets wrapped around their heads. I wonder if Lawrence of Arabia was one of the Brits he referred to? IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-27- 09:48 AM aaaaah, may a million fleas infest your camel, may a 1000 crabs infest your gentils, and may your favorite women lose her beard. Those are my wishes for you OL Sheep Humping American... :evil http://pub10.ezboard.com/bnoflyzone.html IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-27- 09:54 AM OOOOOH I forgot this, MK10 if I catch you putting your hand on my knee again, I will rip off your arm and pick my nose with your dead fingers...keep your hands off my legs... ------------------ Be sure to visit my site at http://nosuntzu.homestead.com/index.html Take a Minute to check out over 600 Nose Art Babes at www.zing.com/album/?id=4294669099 Know your ENEMY, Know YOURSELF, and VICTORY is never in DANGER ! IP: Logged
Himdog Pilot	posted 06-27- 11:37 AM . [This message has been edited by Himdog (edited 07-24-2000).] IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-27- 11:59 AM MY MY... I AM A NICE GUY, don't beleive me, just ASK ME, I will be the first to tell you so... As far as POSTING JUNK, I was under the impression that this was a FLAME WAR ROOM. Yes, do watch your SIX, cause I will be after you.. Is it HUMDOG or HIMDOG, I am so confused....May 2 million fleas infest your camels, and my you next child be born bald headed. Now I must go and tend my camels, fore they were at Jubars camels last night and became infested with lice. http://pub10.ezboard.com/bnoflyzone.html IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-27- 12:07 PM OOOH, one last thing HUMPDOG, I like women and camels, I do not chase men. Was you the one I seen running around with MADDYKE3 last night ? You two were sitting real close togther in that cockpit. By, the way, how did she get her name MADDYKE anyways ? http://pub10.ezboard.com/bnoflyzone.html Can't Take the Heat, stay out of the kitchen IP: Logged
Mk10 225th Pilot	posted 06-27- 12:25 PM Hey Sun, nice wishful thinking there. I know sometimes the lines between fantasy and reality can blur for you Sand, Sun, and Desert types. Especially ones with syphillis-ravaged brains, like you. And believe me, if my hand ever so much as brushed against your chancre-sore encrusted kneecap, I would gladly welcome my arm being ripped from body, to staunch the flow of disease and vermin that would be crawling up my arm from your fetid body. May your camels be blessed with occaisional respites from your incessant buggering. Mk10 IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-27- 01:24 PM Perhaps it was not your hand on my leg, it could have been that long furry tounge of yours. Hey your not related to that Hoedog person or you ? You both are starting to sound alot alike [This message has been edited by Sun Tzu (edited 06-27-2000).] IP: Logged
Mk10 225th Pilot	posted 06-27- 02:07 PM Nope, if it was a long, furry tongue, it could only be your mother. Or more correctly, the diseased prostitute who was assigned the duty of acting as a mother to you, after you were strained through the bed sheet, and the "strainings" implanted in a camel's ass for "hatching." Just yell, "Hey Bitch! I've got a quarter!," and if she/it starts licking your genitals (in which case you'll need to have the lights on, and make sure you provide she/it with a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers), then it's definitely your mother. "Related" to Himdog? If you call sharing a mutual disgust for slimy mutant pond scum like yourself "related," well, sure. Oh, and you might want to try a little harder on your next post. The last one was definitely a softer swing than the previous rantings. We should all give you break though...I've heard working those glory holes at the truck stop can really take it out of ya... Mk10 P.S.: Like the web sites. You might consider adding stats for some of the new SDOE planes in your Aircraft & Armamant section of the training stuff. But neat site. Keep up the good work! IP: Logged
Himdog Pilot	posted 06-27- 04:17 PM . [This message has been edited by Himdog (edited 07-24-2000).] IP: Logged
Jerry Pilot	posted 06-27- 04:44 PM Don't discourage him! Where else can you find camel humor? Gotta love it! IP: Logged
Mk10 225th Pilot	posted 06-27- 05:14 PM Actually Himdog, if you'll analyze this, you'll find there are some striking differences between Sun Tzu's posts, and the rantings and ravings we have suffered in the past. 1. Correct spelling. Sun Tzu's posts use correct spelling for most of the words. 2. Somewhat complete sentences. Also, the correctly spelled words form, on the whole, complete sentences. 3. Complete train of thought. While quite the example of bad taste, the complete sentences with correctly spelled words usually convey a feeling, an emotion, that has a beginning, middle, and end. There isn't just some blast of profanity that trails off to nothingness. The above items indicate the poster is the possessor of some sort of intelligence. This, coupled with the fact that he has been on the board for a while, has some nice pages, and pretty much seems to like WWII aircraft, indicated to me at least, that he was just horsing around, and thought he'd have some fun in "Flame Wars." Feeling thus, I was in just the right mood to play. I think Mr. Tzu was just wanting to play too, and I hope our childish manners haven't offended you, making you think we're "bad" people. After all...this is "Flame Wars"...and what's a nice guy like you doing in a place like this? Mk10=225th= IP: Logged
Mk10 225th Pilot	posted 06-27- 05:20 PM Oh, and Sun, did you know that...oh, hell. I forgot. It's your turn... Mk10 IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-27- 05:48 PM First, let me start off with a apology to HUMPDOG, if you don't want to read BAD things are get into a fight, Please don't read the Post in the Flame Room. It's like all those crying feel good Clinton wanna be's . They cry because there is violence on TV. The TV has a CHANGER dam it, they don't have to watch the violence !! Same with smoking, they all cream don't smoke, and don't dare smoke in public ! Well dam it, no one FORCES you to smoke !!! So, if you don't like FLAMES in the FLAME ROOM, DON'T READ THEM !! Now to my good friend MK10. I was wondering how long it would be before you brought up the subject of MOM. Yes, she has told me all about you and how she is 99 per cent sure you are my real father. She told me she was going to name me after you, but the name ANUS was already taken by my sister. It really broke her heart when she came home from turning tricks and found you wearing her brau and undies. I think she has never forgiven you for running off with her husband. She also asked me to remind you to get that AID's test as her last husnband had them. Hats off to MOM. PS, glade you liked my web site, I am working on upgrading it. ------------------ Be sure to visit my site at http://nosuntzu.homestead.com/index.html Take a Minute to check out over 600 Nose Art Babes at www.zing.com/album/?id=4294669099 Know your ENEMY, Know YOURSELF, and VICTORY is never in DANGER ! IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-27- 06:43 PM Jerry, there is NO HUMOR in camels. This is a business for me. I have sold camels all over the world, to zoos, movie producers and even famous entertainers such as Michael Jackson and even Elvis Presley. Speaking of Elvis, I am not saying he was a Perv, but he did name his camel Burning Love. Then all of a sudden he started singing "HUMPA HUMPA BURNING LOVE " go figure.... IP: Logged
Mk10 225th Pilot	posted 06-27- 07:03 PM Willikers, I'd love to think of you as the son (or whatever) I never had, but then...you had LOTS of fathers as I've outlined before. And upon further reflection, I guess there's no need to drag your poor old mum into this. Lord knows she gets dragged into everything else, and vice versa. I'd also like to let everyone share in Sun Tzu's growing excitement. You see, soon they'll be holding the annual ceremony in Sun Tzu's native land, a sort of "coming-of-age" celebration, where the men are separated from the boys. With crowbars. And while we're still waiting on all the facts, continued reports are coming in about various farm animals being born with facial characteristics similar to Mr. Tzu in his hometown. Local ranchers seem nervous about additional production costs associated with shaving their asses, and teaching them to walk backwards. Film at eleven. Mk10 IP: Logged
Jerry Pilot	posted 06-27- 07:28 PM I hate to think what Michael Jackson would do with(to) a camel now that he has sworn off little boys. Isn't transporting camels across borders for immoral purposes illegal? To say nothing about inhumane treatment of animals. What is this world coming to? Even camels aren't safe. [This message has been edited by Jerry (edited 06-27-2000).] IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-27- 07:56 PM Well MK10 or should I say DAD, I am ROFLMAO, your a person to admire (even if you do have tendencies to cross dress) I have not laughed this hard since the King of Quran tried to collect taxes from me. As far as farm animals, yes, I do tend to favor them over american women. Whats nice is after you have your way with them, you can either lock them up for the next time or butcher them for a meal. Women, you have to listen to them nag nag nag (much like HUMPDOG). Speaking of dogs, we also eat them in Quran. They tatse just like chickens..... IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-27- 08:44 PM Jerry, I have forwared your response to Michael Jackson. He states that he WELL familar with you, and to tell you the photographs are in the mail. This has all been fun and entertaing, but I must return to my camels. I have just bought them a Satilite Dish and a big screen TV. Once I set them up with some form of entertaiment, I will have more time to trade insults with yous. IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-27- 08:46 PM In reviewing the messages above, it appears that I have over looked SMOKEY. Sorry M8, it was not on purpose. I have already had your sheep, and was crying when I returned her to your yard. She stated she had never had a real man before. IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-27- 08:57 PM Before I wish you all a fond farewell for the night, I thought I would take this time to post a picture of myself. This was taken at the North Pole when I went on a hunting trip for my vacation. IP: Logged
Himdog Pilot	posted 06-28- 02:08 PM . [This message has been edited by Himdog (edited 07-24-2000).] IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-28- 03:48 PM Now Shedog you are getting in the spirit of things. As far as coming out of the closet, I had too, because your were behind me shoving me out.I guess you wanted the closet all to your self. As I stated earlier, I prefer women and sheep, preferably camels and sheep (less hassel) and I love mutton. PS, all my post were in fun, I enjoy a good flame war and I feel that MK10 is the TRUE MASTER of the FLAMES WARS, I bow before his GREATNESS.....Stop by my shop and I'll put you in the saddle of one of my best camels CHEAP ! [This message has been edited by Sun Tzu (edited 06-28-2000).] IP: Logged
Mk10 225th Pilot	posted 06-28- 04:21 PM Tzu old chap, since I've ridden everything else you know and love (on NUMEROUS occaisions!), I would consider it an honor and a priviledge to ride one of your best camels, and complete the kharmic circle! Mk10 IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-28- 04:27 PM Here is a copy of my business card...Please use it to get your 25 percent discount. PS, I would consider it a honor that the next time you visit my site, you sign my guest book. [This message has been edited by Sun Tzu (edited 06-28-2000).] IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-28- 06:12 PM Aaaah My Peckerheaded friend, I see you persist on the flattery. Well yes, I know of a few things you have rode. 1. The bum down the street from me, 2. The Bums Sister 3.The Bums Dog and finally my mother the sysphlis queen and your sister. But please DO stop by and pick out your camel today. I have just the one for you. Hey, check out this site...it is very interesting and I think you will enjoy it. http://pub3.ezboard.com/btomorrowzeworld IP: Logged
Mk10 225th Pilot	posted 06-28- 07:29 PM TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT?!? Twenty-five percent?!? You call that a DISCOUNT? Is that all?!? You really ARE a rogue and a scoundrel! Jeez camel-boy, or "Hoover" as they called you at the private boy's school, you still seem rather confused about your lineage, and mine. I am a human being. H-u-m-a-n, b-e-i-n-g. You are a camel-boy. C-a-m-e-l, b-o-y. You are the product of numerous "Seaman," and a generous application of linen-genetics. Didn't seem to hurt your business sense though! I bet you don't wind up on the short end of many deals, eh Sun-Tzu? Mk10 IP: Logged
ArgonV Pilot	posted 06-28- 07:41 PM I dont think Ive laughed so damn hard in my life. I just read all of this post. IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-28- 08:14 PM MY MY what a GREEDY CUMQUAT you are. As it is still in dispute in you are a H U M A N B E I N G the test have not come back from the zoo (in which gene pool your in) as to what form of beast you are. I still say that you come from snail semon that was left on the fish tank. I now revoke the 25 percent discount that I handed you earlier/ If you want a discount now, you will just have to blow me for it. I understand that concept is nothing new to you. I have heard that you usually suck your way to the top. As a Famous Rich Quraian (RUSH LIMBAUGH) once said "MEGA DITTOS TO YOU" ------------------ Be sure to visit my site at http://nosuntzu.homestead.com/index.html Take a Minute to check out over 600 Nose Art Babes at www.zing.com/album/?id=4294669099 Know your ENEMY, Know YOURSELF, and VICTORY is never in DANGER ! IP: Logged
Sun Tzu Pilot	posted 06-28- 08:17 PM ArgonV or airhead what ever, mind you own business and get a life. Shhheeeeeeeeeet, I wish thats all I had to do was read other peoples FLAMES....You ain't related to HUMPADOG are you ? [This message has been edited by Sun Tzu (edited 06-28-2000).] IP: Logged
Jv44~Siggi Pilot	posted 06-28- 08:59 PM Aye carumba, can I get this lot off my shoe??? Nah, I'm hallucinating, ya? Wait till I get my hands on the bastard that sold me that wrap! Talking of which, where's me tooter? IP: Logged
Mk10 225th Pilot	posted 06-28- 09:10 PM In regard to your post Sun, I am afraid I will now have to revoke the post I made previously, complimenting your spelling. LOOK AT ME. PUT THE CRACK PIPE DOWN, NOW! And as far as your new requirement to fulfill my dream of someday riding a phlegm-spewing, filthy, disease-ridden beast (no, not your disgusting whore of a foster-mother, a CAMEL you fool, a CAMEL!), since I am not proficient at the art of micro-engineering, I regretfully must advise you that I am unable to comply with your demands. And as far as Rush Limbaugh is concerned, what can one say that has not already been said by Mr. Al Franken? The Defense rests your honor. Mk10=225th= IP: Logged
Katana Pilot	posted 06-28- 10:05 PM Sun Tzu, may the gods take your member(or lack of it)in their burning hands rip it off,stuff it down your throat and choke the fucking life out of you. Aahhh, does that that sound correct in the context of this thread or have I missed something. Ime with you Argie ROTFLOL. ------------------ Cheers Kat out IP: Logged
Jerry Pilot	posted 06-28- 11:15 PM MK, Rush is still preaching to millions and making millions. What's Al Franken doin' these days? hehe...better wake up The Defense from it's rest. IP: Logged
Jaguar Pilot	posted 06-29- 01:01 AM Can't we all just be friends? LOL! IP: Logged

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