posted 05-11- 10:33 AM               

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Hey Dan is this what you sing to your computer at night...

I'm a dick
I'm a looser
I'm a certified child molester
I'm a moron with a hardon
I never feel ashamed
I'm your hell
I'm your hate
I help my mom masterbate
and I never feel ashamed

Make shure you repeat over and over DanW!!

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posted 05-11- 12:32 PM            

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Haha...cool.

A fan.

Thanks.

How come you don't use whack it up anymore? Or Big Bad Cue 8th?

It sucks not having my new E-mail address doesn't it? You are right though. I am a dick. Tell your mom I'm sorry about the razor incident. I didn't know that stubble was actually a penis. She told me she was a chick.

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posted 05-11- 01:23 PM               

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Nah I'd say this ain't "wack it up"
OK, so this one can't spell "loser," "masturbate," or "sure." It's not Scharmers either. I'm willing to bet this one's not more than 15 years old though. Could easily be BBCue/Ozzman. Better watch out though, cause this one's a professional hacker... oh yeah, and he knows how to make virii.

HAIL AND KILL, Dan
DEATH TO FALSE METAL

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posted 05-11- 05:05 PM            

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Well, I've been studying for Finals all day today....and this has provided some great humor in between restroom breaks.

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posted 05-12- 08:16 AM               

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well dan i see that you always have time for your computer even when you watch your dad fucking my mom. but realy i think you like little boys because of the fack that you like your grannys bunghole.

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posted 05-12- 03:27 PM               

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P.S. English is not Mr. Kezo's primary language

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posted 05-12- 05:42 PM               

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Well, Dan, at least it wasn't Gillette's 'Short Dick Man'.....

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posted 05-12- 05:55 PM            

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haha...thats funny Whirl..

actually, i still can't get over 'when you watch your dad fuck my mom' lol

talk about a retard. my dad boning his mom? lol!!! i bet this guy didn't win too many 'yo mama' contests when he was a kid. this is priceless.

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posted 05-12- 08:50 PM            

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Alright now, this is the real deal here. You think that kezo and wack are me? Bull Fucking Shit. I have stood by and watched enough crap go on here as it is, but this draws the line. You wanna know who the hell he is, Ill tell you. kezo and wack are the same guy.I told a couple of freinds about the message board, they logged on and immediatly saw how big of an asshole dan is. Therefore attacking him. wack ( or should I call him Jeff)got banned with wackit from the message board. OK now, we live in the same town, run off the same server, Therefore have the same IP. Oh my god what an amazing discovery, not. meanwhile every ball-less peice of crap out there took it upon themselves to asume I was wackit, and send me hate mail. There you have it its all laid out now, I dont know who the hell scharmers is, but I wish I knew him.
(oh and by the way gopher is another one of my recruits)

Burn in hell

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posted 05-13- 06:44 AM            

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ROFLMAO......

My goldfish thinks I'm an asshole too. See guys, I told you this dork was the same guy. LOL

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posted 05-13- 12:05 PM               

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Dan, propwash has been conspicuously quiet the last couple days. I wouldn't be surprised if he and this gopher character weren't part of the same slimy stew either.

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posted 05-13- 12:42 PM            

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Hmmm....Not sure.

Prop's from Texas and I'm from Texas...that would mean civil war. Besides, if you check when they post, they ususally post early in the morning, so that wouldn't be a CST time zone. Add the 3rd grade spelling/writing level and that makes them non-native English speakers. Whoever they are, its humorous...to me at least. And they are keeping just to the flame wars area, so thats nice for everyone else. They are really pissed because non of my old email addresses are valid anymore.

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posted 05-14- 07:19 PM               

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GeeBee?
How could you? So GeeBee = BBCue = Ozzman?
Kezo = wack it up and supposedly gopher is somebody else. Well they all seem like such a waste of valuable resources (oxygen, water, countless others) OK, so we all know "Dan's an asshole" So what?
Dan, I think you would agree with me that what these little bastards need most is some "high-caliber help." Hand cannon to the head, GAME OVER, end of story.
Oh well just wait till their teacher finds out what they've been doing... hopefully Psi gets somewhere with that
Hell when I was their age I was out causing some REAL trouble... hehe.

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posted 05-14- 09:07 PM            

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Yeah, I'm an asshole and I have every GWAR, Mighty Mighty Bosstones and every Slayer CD ever made.

bummer...

I wonder how old Chase 'Scharmers' Dahl is? These could be his kids you know.

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posted 05-15- 01:24 PM               

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but dan really does have a short dick, since that shaving accident. I heard that he was trying to shave his "nuts" to find his "dick" and it was cut off... imagine that... queer boy has not nuts yet still wants to get other guys up the butt!

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posted 05-15- 03:39 PM               

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Seriously guys, can you ever imagine Chase "Scharmers" Dahl meeting any kind of woman, let alone being able to impregnate her?

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posted 05-15- 05:30 PM              

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Reaper,

All information concerning the "virus" threat
was forwarded to the Regional office of the FBI in Salt lake City, Utah. I wouldn't doubt but what they already have a fix on the
the little fucks. I think its a testament to the stupidity involved to make a threat of a "virus" at a time when the FBI is on high alert for just such a thing. As to Mr.Kezo
saying the things to and about Dan that I myself would consider to be slanderious and would probably consult one of my hi-tech friends to find this person and take them to court. A lot of money is being awarded in liable and slander law suits these days. Just because he doesn't use his real name is not an exception to these rules. It could be proved and one thing people don't realize is that there ISP has all this information...
Psi

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posted 05-15- 05:34 PM               

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BTW, kezo and gandalf are the same person. He's been reported to his ISP (again) and I've locked out his IP

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posted 05-15- 05:50 PM               

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Pretty bloody pathetic that anyone has to resort to flaming via e-mail. That's like they actually get riled when they feel they've lost a battle here.
But what battle? Strangers saying stuff like "Your moma's a whore" etc, it's completely pointless and ineffectual. They don't know your moma or mine. Only an idiot could let that sort of tosh get to them.
But the virus stuff, that's a wholly different matter. So these little kiddies (Kezo etc) are 'professional' hackers? Ah, the modern age. But, no matter how clever they are behind a keyboard, they still live in a real (non-virtual) world. Someday their antics will bite them back. Some nut that they've offended with their stupidity will turn up on their doorsteps one day with a sharp knife and probably harm not only them but their families too.
Kezo, you probably think it's a real laugh winding people up. A word to the wise..some people take your kind of stuff more than seriously and are quite capable of perpetrating real-world atrocities upon you. Think about that and grow up a bit before you get seriously hurt.

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posted 05-15- 06:38 PM            

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good show MH...

all you need to do now is get rid of gopher/ozzman......and some of the other twit names they have been using.

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posted 05-16- 07:28 AM               

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yes?

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posted 05-16- 09:14 AM              

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Just giving you an ataboy Michael...
Psi

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posted 05-16- 09:50 AM               

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[Sung to the bouncey Montey Python tune] ...

"Dan's an ashole but he's OK ... He skins all night and he studies all day ..."

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posted 05-16- 01:50 PM            

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Ive got my fellow Texans back if any of you motherless pricks want to take a hack at it. Bring it!

Prop out

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posted 05-16- 02:09 PM               

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Cuntwash,

Where have your fellow Texans been?

Take a hack at what?

Bring what?

Can only motherless pricks play?

Answer three out of four correctly and you pass.

P.S. "Ive" is a contraction of "I have" and is spelled "I've".

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posted 05-16- 03:59 PM            

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Thats Propwash, English Prof.
Now that your brain (contraction) is evedent, I guess I should break it down into small digestible pieces for your less than well oiled gear box.
You see, Texas is very big state, and it is quite a chore to keep tabs on all its residents. So in answer to your first query, I have no idea.
The rest of the post implies that I wish for you to turn your feeble aggression towards me so I can bitch slap your goofy ass back a couple of generations.
Class dismissed, you may now play with yourself. (If your not already)

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posted 05-16- 04:25 PM               

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hehehe...Cuntwash, you are soooo funny. You make me laugh. LOL Thank you.

It amazes me that Texas eighth graders write like eighth graders everywhere. I guess that's what we get when we let the Federal Government run our schools. Oh well.

By the way "evedent" is spelled "evident".

P.S. Why did it take the return of your fellow Texans to give you the nerve to come here? Did you need their help with your spelling and vocabulary? You might want to ask some ninth graders for help.

I can't wait for your reply. It's fun laughing at you.

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posted 05-16- 05:37 PM               

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Jerry, you missed the "your" in "if your not already"

Maybe you better join him in English study.

I COULDN'T RESIST, I'M SO SORRY!!! Hehe.

Don't get mad at me, I'm on your side. Both of you. Gulp.

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posted 05-16- 09:52 PM               

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No need to apologize Siggi. I know he's your kind of guy.

Yeah, I caught it. I just figured cuntwash would get confused if I covered spelling and punctuation both in the same lesson. You need to go slow with the feeble minded ones.

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posted 05-16- 11:31 PM               

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Man, this flame-war section is great, isn't it? I get more laughs here than I do watching a good comedy movie! Tragic that some take it so seriously (Silky, chill out man! Lol).

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posted 05-16- 11:52 PM              

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faggi/siggi

Glad your good for something like spelling!
But thats bout it!
slk

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posted 05-17- 03:21 AM            

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how the fuck did i get so popular.....?

i didnt realize i was a junior college role model

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posted 05-17- 05:24 AM               

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Look guys, do I have to remind you?
This shit ain't funny.........





But, this is:

Muhahahaaa

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posted 05-17- 07:45 AM               

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sniff, sniff (wipes the tears away)....fuggenhell mate, that's bloody good !

AGAS 5

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posted 05-17- 02:36 PM            

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Ok, I might not be a spelling champ. At least I am not a pompous ass. Spelling errors and typo comments are the best you can do I guess.
Substance is not your strength is it?
As far as Texans go. There are Texans and the rest of you that want to be Texans.
Its true. Thats why all of you non-bath taking yankees, and west coast freaks continue to flood our great state.
You sure as hell do not see us moving up or out to your God forsaken areas.
So here is to you, oh great spell-checker of SDOE land. Light a match to clear out the brain farts before posting again. Maybe then you can post something worth reading.

P.S. If your ever around Texas let us know so we can raise the Pompous Barrier. We do not care for your kind.

Same to ya!
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posted 05-17- 04:51 PM               

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cuntwash,

I have a sign for your Pompous Barrier: “If Y’all Can Read and Y’all Can Spell, Then Turn Around and Go To Hell!”

Congratulations by the way on spelling pompous correctly. How many of your eighth grade friends did it take to figure that one out?

Substance? You want substance? Well if you ever said anything that required thought I might have something of substance to respond to. Even for an eighth grader you’re pretty shallow.

As for the spelling, in case you missed it in the other post, I only correct assholes.

Now that your spelling has improved let’s work on contractions. In the above post you used its (it’s), thats (that’s), and your (you’re)….tsk…tsk…tsk. Governor Bush’s campaign as an Education President is suffering great harm as a result of your problems with the English language. We don’t want that do we?

Maybe you could claim to be a farm worker from across the border and that English is your second language. We all know that deep down most Texans want to be Mexicans. Or you could move to Arkansas and replace that state’s biggest asshole. You’re well qualified.

Until next time cuntwash, and please try harder. You're getting quite boring.

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posted 05-17- 05:30 PM              

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LAMO Jerry,

I use to live in Houston myself,
I really liked the people there but one thing that they got going against them is that their still fighting the civil war. But your post is funnier that shit, still laughing, thanks...
slk/psi

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posted 05-17- 07:09 PM               

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psi, I'm glad you see the humor in it. Now that you are in a good mood I hope you will take what I have to say without offense. Please allow your good mood to carry over to the "just for the record" thread. You need to step back, take a deep breath and chill out.

There is no one on this board worth the anger you are showing, (with the possible exception of Siggi) . Seriously, it will hurt you more than them and they aren't worth the grief.

Now, if you're really having fun then have at it. But it doesn't sound like you are having fun.

End of lecture.

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posted 05-17- 07:51 PM              

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Jerry,

Thank you for that insightful observation and yes its true. I do get very angry at certain things but like you say no one is worth all that. The irony here is that I really don't care for dissention. My dad was a Marine drill instructor and when a member of your family is a Marine all of you are married to the Corps. Maybe some of that rubbed off on me. But your right and as of now I'm (hopefully) through with that thread. Hey! some times I need to be "bitch slapped"
Psi

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