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Topic: How to piss people off.... Lesson 1
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Aladar
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posted 11-13- 09:46 PM
   
Sit down class, sit down. Now, I am your professor, Aladar, expert at pissing people off. These lessons take place while playing Half-Life. Now, you might want to take notes, this tactic works quite well.Tactic 1 - Revenge Lets say a person with the abbreviation of SRS kicks you for camping. Well, he did not take care to point this out. So, You pop back in with a DIFFERENT NAME. Make sure to make it a jumble of letters, makes it harder for the admin to type in your name for the kick command.  So, you come back and watch him, if you find him camping, make sure to point it out to others and him. He will eventually discover your secret identity and kick you. Patience grasshopper. Change your name again, and re-appear. This time come out in the open and state (in colorful metaphores) your disposition. When they figure out it is you, they will kick you again. But patience, it takes a while. You have to be determined. Change your name (keep doing this every time you get kicked) and pop back in. Again, state your case. If FF is on, get on his team and put a slug in the back of his skull. Then type your favorite enraging slogan, a personal favorite of mine is "Eat shit and die!". The above mentioned techniques not working? Do what I do, act like you are crazy. Claim you are a Dinosaur, and then complain about how different the climate is now than what it was back in the cretaceous. If you repeat these steps enough the person will get mad and eventually shut down his server in his rage. This has occured a number of times with me, and each time it has worked. If someone kicks you without a fair reason, try out the above. Well, thats it. Class dismissed!! ------------------
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Snickers
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posted 11-14- 12:17 AM
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Originally posted by Aladar:
act like you are crazy
That was an act????  IP: Logged |
Jeeves
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posted 11-14- 09:06 AM
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Originally posted by Aladar:
Claim you are a Dinosaur, and then complain about how different the climate is now than what it was back in the cretaceous. If you repeat these steps enough the person will get mad and eventually shut down his server in his rage.
A restraining order might not be out of the question either..... [This message has been edited by Jeeves (edited 11-14-2001).] IP: Logged |
Razer
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posted 11-14- 01:03 PM
you know, it's people like you that I hunt down and wax when your messing up a good game.  What game are you playing?[This message has been edited by Razer (edited 11-14-2001).] IP: Logged |
Aladar
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posted 11-14- 05:01 PM
Oh, I play CS.IP: Logged |
goth
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posted 11-14- 09:42 PM
!!!!!!
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um
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but
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You're proud of this.... why?
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*sigh*
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Seems to me this forum had a similar problem with some unknown prankster who got a lot of users spammed with e-mail out of revenge. It was a really sad thing for all of us, and very embarrassing that it was one of our own. I don't think they ever really caught the guy...... Maybe I'll just shut my mouth and go to bed after reading this. [This message has been edited by goth (edited 11-14-2001).] IP: Logged |
Jerry
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posted 11-14- 10:14 PM
Sorry Aladar, no one would believe you are a dinosaur anyway. They were brighter. IP: Logged |
Aladar
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posted 11-15- 10:55 PM
Goth, I am not a prankster, I am merely a rebel, a fighter for justice. That or an asshole, your choice of course. Yeah, Jerry but it freaked him out. [This message has been edited by Aladar (edited 11-15-2001).] IP: Logged |
Werner Molders
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posted 11-16- 12:19 AM
"a rebel, a fighter for justice"Let me grab my techno-dictionary here... Cy-, Cyber-... hmm... Cyberterrorist! Ah, there it is. WM IP: Logged |
Pierre Radiateur
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posted 11-16- 08:22 AM
Terrorist ..... uh oh.Of course, you realise the US will have to declare war on you...and anyone who harbours you. And having set up a secret base in Off Topic, we can expect the B52's to level this forum any day know .... Al-Adar..... that's a bit like Al-Qaeda .. Oh no .... this is all too spooky! IP: Logged | |
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