posted 08-18- 08:08 PM               

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking
places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick
walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese
burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open
and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines
to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from
someone we didn't want to t! alk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics'
to describe the process so well 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and
'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up
ATM machines with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran
live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House

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