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posted 11-10- 04:55 PM
  
Check this out:>>Registration Card
>>
>>Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order
>>to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the
>>warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not
>>required, but the information will help us to develop new products that
>>best meet your needs and desires.
>>
>>1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen.[_] Comrade [_]
>>Classified [_] Presidente [_] Other
>>First Name: .....................................................
>>Initial: ........
>>Last Name:......................................................
>>Password: .............................. (max 8 char)
>>Code Name: ......................................................
>>Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ................................
>>
>>2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
>>[_] F-14 Tomcat
>>[_] F-15 Eagle
>>[_] F-16 Falcon
>>[_] F-117A Stealth
>>[_] Classified
>>
>>3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): ....... /......./......
>>
>>4. Serial Number:................................................
>>
>>5. Please check where this product was purchased:
>>[_] Received as gift / aid package
>>[_] Catalog showroom
>>[_] Independent arms broker
>>[_] Mail order
>>[_] Discount store
>>[_] Government surplus
>>[_] Classified
>>
>>6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product
>>you have just purchased:
>>[_] Heard loud noise, looked up
>>[_] Store display
>>[_] Espionage
>>[_] Recommended by friend / relative / all
>>[_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
>>[_] Was attacked by one
>>
>>7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision
>>to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
>>[_] Style / appearance
>>[_] Speed / maneuverability
>>[_] Price / value
>>[_] Comfort / convenience
>>[_] Kickback / bribe
>>[_] Recommended by salesperson
>>[_] McDonnell Douglas reputation
>>[_] Advanced Weapons Systems
>>[_] Backroom politics
>>[_] Negative experience opposing one in combat
>>
>>8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
>>[_] North America
>>[_] Iraq
>>[_] Central / South America
>>[_] Iraq
>>[_] Aircraft carrier
>>[_] Iraq
>>[_] Europe
>>[_] Iraq
>>[_] Middle East (not Iraq)
>>[_] Iraq
>>[_] Africa
>>[_] Iraq
>>[_] Asia / Far East
>>[_] Iraq
>>[_] Misc. Third World countries
>>[_] Iraq
>>[_] Classified
>>[_] Iraq
>>
>>9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to
>>purchase in the near future:
>>[_] Color TV
>>[_] VCR
>>[_] ICBM
>>[_] Killer Satellite
>>[_] CD Player
>>[_] Air-to-Air Missiles
>>[_] Space Shuttle
>>[_] Home Computer
>>[_] Nuclear Weapon
>>
>>10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all
>>that apply 
>>[_] Communist / Socialist
>>[_] Terrorist
>>[_] Crazed
>>[_] Neutral
>>[_] Democratic
>>[_] Dictatorship
>>[_] Corrupt
>>[_] Primitive / Tribal
>>
>>11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
>>[_] Deficit spending
>>[_] Cash
>>[_] Suitcases of cocaine
>>[_] Oil revenues
>>[_] Personal check
>>[_] Credit card
>>[_] Ransom money
>>[_] Traveler's check
>>
>>12. Your occupation:
>>[_] Homemaker
>>[_] Sales / marketing
>>[_] Revolutionary
>>[_] Clerical
>>[_] Mercenary
>>[_] Tyrant
>>[_] Middle management
>>[_] Eccentric billionaire
>>[_] Defense Minister / General
>>[_] Retired
>>[_] Student
>>
>>13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the
>>
>>interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy
>>participating on a regular basis:
>>[_] Golf
>>[_] Boating / sailing
>>[_] Sabotage
>>[_] Running / jogging
>>[_] Propaganda / misinformation
>>[_] Destabilization / overthrow
>>[_] Default on loans
>>[_] Gardening
>>[_] Crafts
>>[_] Black market / smuggling
>>[_] Collectibles / collections
>>[_] Watching sports on TV
>>[_] Wines
>>[_] Interrogation / torture
>>[_] Household pets
>>[_] Crushing rebellions
>>[_] Espionage / reconnaissance
>>[_] Fashion clothing
>>[_] Border disputes
>>[_] Mutually Assured Destruction
>>
>>Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your
>>answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas
>>serve
>>you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and
>>special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups,and
>>mysterious consortia.
>>
>>As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win
>>a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!
>>
>>Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:
>> McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
>> Marketing Department
>> Military Aerospace Division
>> P.O. Box 800, St. Louis, MOweasel IP: Logged |
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