posted 01-16- 03:58 PM
A man is going off to a business trip and doesn' t want his wife to cheat on
him. To make sure of that, he goes to a shop called "Joe's Dildos" and asks
him for the best dildo he has to give his wife enough fun to last her."Well, how about this 10 incher?"
"No, I need a SPECIAL one."
"Ok!" the guy says. He pulls out a box with strange markings that translate
to "THE VOODOO DICK."
"This is the best one I got. You say "voodoo dick" and then what you want it
to work on."
"Really? Let's test it. Voodoo dick the door!" The dildo flew out of the
box, went over to the door, and worked it until the door broke in
half."Voodoo dick the box!"
The huge fake penis flew back to the box and settled down. The guy bought it
and presented it to his wife.
"See, you say 'voodoo dick' and then what you want it to slam." So the wife
decides to begin immediatly, so she says "voodoo dick my pussy!!!!" And she
leans back on the bed and begins to shake it's so good. The guy leaves.
After about 6 hours pass of good great sex, the wife wants it to stop.
"Voodoo dick stop!" But nothing happens. So she gets into the car, and
drives shakily to the hospital. She gets pulled over for swerving, and the
cop says "How come you can't drive normal?" The wife responds, "wwwelllllll
ooofffffiiiicccerrrr, tttthhheerrreeesss aaaa voooddddooooo ddddiiiiccckkkk
ssstttuuuccckkk iiinnnnn mmyyyyyy ppppussssssyyyyyy" The cop doesn 't
believe her and says "Voodoo dick? Give me a break. Voodoo dick my
ass!!!!"...
I'm still laughing!!!
lil b
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