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posted 01-23- 03:02 PM
Rioting broke out this morning among the Taliban detainees at Camp X-Ray at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba. As described by a reporter from the London based Daily Mirror, "The detainees were fed their usual morning slop in their filthy, un-air-conditioned animal pens - hard-boiled egg, bagel with cream-cheese, and a vile American concoction called Fruit Loops - when the prisoners began to jump about in their vile orange colored jumpsuits crushing their Fruit Loops to the ground and smashing their cereal bowls against the bars chanting "We're koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs!! We're koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs!!"CoCo the Monkey, the mascot for Cocoa Puffs cereal will act as the mediator in this dispute... Also developing, unrest in the camp after the IORC distributed cigarettes during yesterday's inspection because there is no non-smoking area... ------------------ 7./JG3_Himdog out www.luftwaffe.net IP: Logged |