posted 09-20- 02:34 PM            

The Ballad Of Zed Khallampet

Come listen to ma story 'bout a man named Zed
A poor terrorist, barely racked up any dead
And then one day he was shootin' at some Jews
When on the radio come some glorious news
Jihad, that is. Arafat. PLO.

Well the first thing ya know ol' Zed's a Hezbollier
The kinfolk said "Zed move away from here"
They said "Mo Khadaffi is the man ya wanna' see"
So he loaded up the camel and he moved to Tripoli
Libya, that is. Pan Am. Hijackin'.

Well Zed killed some kids playin' in a schoolyard
The kinfolk said "Zed, time to hit 'em hard!"
They said "bin Laden is the man ya wanna' see"
So he loaded up the camel and became an Afghani
Taliban, that is. Embassy. WTC.

The Bedouin Killbillies! (instrumental here by Falat and Zkarrugs)

And now it's time to say goodbye to Zed and all his kin
As Dubya sends those big fleets of heavy bombers in
You're all invited back next week to this locality
To view the heaped up rubble in Kabul's community
Vaporized, that is. Put your hands up! Y'all ain't comin' back now, ya hear?