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Topic: Crap.........
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Jonners
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posted 08-28- 04:46 AM
   
Grufydd was a man who lived in the Valleys in The Land Of My Fathers (Wales to the uneducated heathen!) He was a shy man, but he fancied the girl next door, Blodwyn, like hell. Now, Blodwyn was not a bad looking lass by any means and it just so happened that she went to use the WC at the bottom of the garden regularly every morning & evening. But Grufydd could not pluck up the courage to speak to her, so he asked his friend, Ivor, for advice. He said 'Now, but, what you've got to do is catch her when she comes up from the gardenm, see, and engage in conversation - got it, boyo?' Grufydd says'Aye'. So next day Blodwyn is approaching up the path from the garden, when Grufydd finally summons up all his bravado, charisma & charm and says 'Hello, Blodwyn, have a good shit, did you?' 
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posted 08-29- 06:12 AM
LOL..that's a good one  *takes another deep look into his Guiness*
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posted 08-29- 06:30 AM
*screams out loud* hell it's emptyfast fast fast I need another pint  *starts telling a boring story*
"Did you know guy's, that 26 years ago..1975 Eamon de Valera died? Eamon de Valera, the most dominant Irish political figure of the 20th century, dies at the age of 92.
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