posted 08-07- 11:54 AM
One fine day in the Persian Rug Store...........
A lady walks in to buy a Persian rug.She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.
Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed
her little accident and hopes a sales person does not pop upright now.
As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today ?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir how much does this rugcost?"
He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're
gonna shit your pants when you hear what the price is!"
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posted 08-07- 11:54 AM
