posted 07-24- 10:26 PM
One day in the Garden of Eden, Adam was feeling lonely and complained to God. He asked God if he could have someone to talk to. God replied that he could supply a companion, called ‘woman’. In describing her God told Adam that she would laugh at all Adam’s jokes, tell him how smart and handsome he was, give him hot sex whenever he wanted, always cook his favorite foods and never complain.
“That sounds great!” said Adam. “How much will she cost?”
“An arm and a leg” answered God.
“Hmmm…” replied Adam, “What can I get for a rib?”