posted 05-21- 02:07 PM
An attractive, young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th-grade class one day, and she reached up high on the blackboard. She heard one boy giggling and quickly turned around. "What's so funny, Billy?"
"I just saw one of your garters!" the boy said.
"Billy, get out of my classroom. I don't want to see you here again for three days!"She turned back to the blackboard and reached back up again. Suddenly she heard an even louder giggle from the front row. Turning around, she said, "What is it now? Frankie? Why are you laughing?"
"I just saw BOTH your garters!" he giggled.
"That's it!" she yelled. "I don't want to see you for three WEEKS! Go to the principal's office. Now!"
Frustrated, she dropped her eraser when she turned around and bent over to pick it up. Hearing laughter, she whipped around just in time to see Bobby standing up to leave the classroom. "Where do you think you're going, mister?" she demanded.
"Well, from what I just saw, I think my school days are over!"