posted 05-18- 04:47 PM               

One day, Hillary Clinton is being chauffeured to a Women's Lib rally in rural Vermont, when her driver swerves to avoid a pot hole and hits a cow on the side of the road, killing it instantly. When they arrive at their destination, Hillary suggests to the driver that he should go back to the farm house and apologize for the accident, and offer to pay for the damages. Three hours later, the driver returns, with all his clothes torn, holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a Cuban cigar in the other, and swaying left to right as he walked. Hillary asks the driver "Please explain?" "Well," said the driver, "the farmer gave me this bottle, his wife gave me this cigar, and his beautiful 19-year-old daughter made passionate love to me!" "What the hell did you tell them?," asked Hillary. "I said, 'Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I just killed the cow!'"