|
Author
|
Topic: Heavenly Vacation
|
Burkey
Pilot
|
posted 05-15- 05:10 PM
   
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father", "Good morning, Father", nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? they asked each other. The next day, they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw them. Once again the two priests in mufti settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine etc. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again, she approached them and greeted them individually with "Good morning, Father," and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady." "Yes?", she replied. "We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests?." "Father, it's me, Sister Angela," she replied.IP: Logged |
Jerry
Pilot
|
posted 05-15- 06:32 PM
Burkey, if I'm ever in N. Ireland I will take you to your favorite pub and buy you all the beer you want as long as you keep telling these jokes.  P.S. Save some for the pub. IP: Logged |
ArgonV
Pilot
|
posted 05-15- 06:47 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the funniest damned thing Ive ever read!IP: Logged |
Burkey
Pilot
|
posted 05-16- 05:34 AM
Jerry, I'll hold you to that  IP: Logged | |
FSIC Messageboard
UBBFriend: Email This Page to Someone! 
