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Topic: Good joke
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Burkey
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posted 04-24- 04:55 PM
   
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his
faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing
butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So,wandering about
he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious
intention of having lunch. The dog thinks, "Ok Fuck , I'm in deep shit now."
(He was an Irish setter).... Then he noticed some bones on the ground close
by,and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the
approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Jesus,that
was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror
comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew", says the leopard.
"That was close. That dog nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey who had been
watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this
knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off
he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed,and
figured that something must be up. (Irish paranoia) The monkey soon catches
up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with
the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here
monkey, hop on my back and seewhat's going to happen to that conniving
canine." Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back,
and thinks," What the hell am I going to do now?" But instead of running,
the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen
them yet. And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says,
"Where's that fucking monkey. I just can never trust him. I sent him off
half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!" IP: Logged |
hip63
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posted 04-24- 08:40 PM
Irish are smart bastards, eh? 
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nealg
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posted 04-24- 10:24 PM
That's a 2 beer joke!! I spilled the first one laughing!! 
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Kahuna
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posted 04-24- 11:04 PM
Hehehe!------------------
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