posted 02-10- 11:24 AM
A hillbilly was sitting with some Indian friends talking about the goings-on in the valley. Suddenly, one of the Indians approached a cave and yelled "Woo WOO" into the opening. He was answered with another Woo WOO, took off his clothes and ran into the cave.A few minutes went by and then another Indian stood up and did the same thing-- yelling into the cave, receiving an answer, taking off his clothes, and running inside.
The hillbilly asked his friends what was going on.
"It is an old tradition-- a scout yells into a cave, and if he is answered, he knows there is a young woman inside who is will ing to mate with him."
The hillbilly said his goodbyes and began to walk home. After a few miles, he came upon a large cave- much bigger than any of the other caves in the Indian village. He quickly ran to the opening and yelled inside "Woo Woo". After a brief pause, he heard "WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO". Glad to see his plan working, he quickly stripped off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The next day the headlines read:
"Naked Hillbilly Killed by Freight Train"
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