posted 01-25- 12:23 PM            

Here is your usual. Ok, ok I will wash the glass first! Anyway I have to tell you the latest.

Seems like a couple of our best wrench twisters over at the shop are gone. Yup, another company offered them free nights at the Hill Top House and they transfered. I know, things will be not the same. I had grown to like those guys and their work will really be missed.

What! Ok wash your own damn glass then. Here, try this one.

We almost lost some more mechs when some yo yo's from group 303 dropped by and said there work would not hold up over at their shop. Well, some of our boys got to feelin' bad about this and wanted a transfer but the captian said no and sent out a memo stopping the whole mess.

What? You expected some racier gossip? Ha, ok.

The skinny is that porno was found in the radio ops notes in B-17 number two. Yup no big deal but this stuff was found by the chaplin. He corked so I guess the boys will have to watch it for awhile. I even removed the picture in the moon room. Yes, the one with the two ladies and the german helmet.

Look, if you want perfectly clean glasses bring your mother next time! Here, this one looks clean. No, just pour yours into it I'm not given you another feebee!

Of course everyone knows about the commander. But did you know why he left? It seems that he was offered a promotion but he would have to ship out to the states. It was a no brainer. Promotion! States! Hell who wouldn't. The best CO we ever had and missed he will be.

Hell, workin' this bar I seen 'em come and go more times than the Hill Top House changes sheets. But life is life and nothing remains constant for long. I do hate to see guys leave, and it is getting much to damn lonely in here these days. Ha, you know I'm hurtin' when I talk to you! Na, just kidding, get your butt back here! Hey just one more, it's it good one. Great sit down and have one on me.

posted 01-25- 11:01 PM               

Yeah, I kinda liked that chaplain until he uncorked over that racy stuff. I mean, really, it was pretty mild, y'know? Compared to that pic you had in the moon room, I mean. That was a good un, except it maybe encouraged one or two of us to spend a tad more time there than we needed to...ah, well, rumor has it that a certain young lady among the locals has, shall we say, 'fingered' poor ol' chappie and he may soon be redirected to stateside sky piloting.

Nothing certain, y'unnerstand....didn't know he went in for that sorta thing, I mean, him being a Chaplain and all - still, maybe that's why he lost it when those radio room notes were uncovered?

Yes, I do agree! And she does have some talent...hear she can sing a bit, too, so maybe a weekend gig with the band would be kinda nice, showing our respect and all for her morals and such. And it would be better than her changing those sheets up at the Hill Top.

Yeah, ok, I will have one more, thankee!

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posted 01-25- 11:44 PM               

Say- there is a bit less of this stuff in the jar--- you haven't been drinking it, have you? That stuff'll make you spleen curl....

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posted 01-26- 11:19 AM            

Good to see you two come in, talking to the rats was gettin' to me. I was stating to name 'em!

Damn those gals over at Hill Top House are naughty! The chaplin heh? Hehehe never did like him anyway, he always ordered water with sugar. I would give him the sugar from that special jar, the one I used to keep the table scrapings in. He was a character for sure, hehehe.

Hey, you guys need another?

posted 01-27- 10:47 PM               

Yes, another would go quite well with that last one, thankee kindly.

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posted 01-28- 10:50 AM            

More rumors. Seems like some guys are harrasing our lady flyer. They want her picture up in the bar here. I'm not sayin' it wouldn't look great on the wall but maybe she don't want it up in any bar. Jade's picture is gettin' kinda faded and a new face would be nice. Maybe I'll put my picture up and- Ok, ok, I won't, jesh you guys are testy today.

posted 01-28- 02:31 PM               

Now Hawk....faded or not, Jade's pic is definitely better than anything we could put up. Yeah, I heard that rumor - fortunately, our lady pilot has too much class to get involved in that crap. My Spit still has about 20 pounds of lead in it from the last time one of my patrols crossed hers.

I say! A toast to class! Thanks....listen, if I take it straight from the bottle, I don't have to worry about the glass, right?

Another rumor has it that yours truly is really slipping in SDOE skills due to spending way too much time with another sim that features Spitfires. Now, I am here to dispute that rumor and say here and now - eh? What? Oh, right, Yellow2, I have it. A gaggle of 109's, 2 o clock, defensive split, high right. Choose your own targets. Follow me in.......oh...hehehic!

No, no, I have no idea...it just came to me...no, it's true, there is no truth...Cheeky, you tell 'em...Cheeky?

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posted 01-29- 02:38 AM               

As to that other rumor I referred to, Cheeky really can confirm my side of it - if I could only find him.

Another rumor - seems the =FC= squad took a good beating from the JG3 in the last squad war campaign. In view of that, it is rumored they are readying a secret weapon for the next campaign; details are highly secret, but inside sources claim it has something to do with sugar, water, feathers, vegetables, and a purportedly free-wheeling masseuse from Sweden named Ilsa.

This must be considered as unconfirmed, and doubtful, as the above combination sounds as if it could be highly volatile and unstable. However, if true, and the deal falls through, perhaps we have a lead for our next Saturday night karaoke session?

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