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Maaco
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posted 10-27- 03:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I will have a Long Island Iced Tea,and some ones for the piano player.

I know you barflies have heard it all but I need to get this off my chest.

If I said whats on my mind it would sound like gobbledegook. So I will put it this way.
Here goes,

I have been on a long string of BADdates lately.
It's always dinner, movie, or going to the beach and then the inevitable end of the date where I have to run for my life and slam the door to keep these losers from thinking its time for me to pay them back!

Its a Jeckel and Hyde transformation. They go from polite to a drooling moron as soon as we pull up to my apartment.

How do they change gears like that? You would think I would be ready for it but it never fails to shock me.

The last one left me on the side of the street due to ultimatum I was givin. Believe me it was the least of two evils.

I think I will stay home and do allot more flying and allot less dating.

Another one bartender please.

Play it again Sam.

~Maaco~

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Tailslide
Pilot
posted 10-27- 04:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tailslide   Click Here to Email Tailslide     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote



There are alot of "nice" guys out there don't give up !

TS

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Jerry
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posted 10-27- 05:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yes, but we're all married.

Seriously, take a long look at where you are meeting these losers.....and then look elsewhere.

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Smokey
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posted 10-27- 07:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Smokey   Click Here to Email Smokey     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You said it yourself. They are losers. The
real question is why do you date losers?
Sure, anybody can get fooled once in a while,
but I think there is usually a tip off as
to what these guys are really like. You need
to find out why you are attracted to them.

Just because you tell a guy your not ready
for sex yet doesn't mean you have to never
see him again. Any real man would respect
your wishes and give you time. If they won't
do that they're not worth seeing again
anyway.

[This message has been edited by Smokey (edited 10-27-2000).]

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Hawk
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posted 10-27- 07:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hawk   Click Here to Email Hawk     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
We don't have a piano player, do we?

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Madmoe
Pilot
posted 10-27- 09:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Madmoe   Click Here to Email Madmoe     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sorry to hear your having that sort of trouble Maaco. There are some of us still around. I was one of those shy types where you may get a kiss on the third date, on the cheek. Don't give up!

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ArgonV
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posted 10-27- 09:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ArgonV   Click Here to Email ArgonV     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Im sorry. Keep looking Im sure you will run across that "perfect" guy sooner or later. Hehe, shy guy here too! I have a REAL hard time with the ladies. It seems I become too much of a friend to them over a period of time rather than a boy friend. (Ive lost too many girl friend opportunities that way) I even have had myself used and the heart stopped out of me last year by a girl I really loved Well, since Im too young to drink, pass me some really old grape juice. (That ought to do the trick eh? )

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Maaco
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posted 10-27- 10:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
If you don't have a piano player, who is this guy? And why does he have a Tux on.
hehe

Yeah, it will all work out I guess. I was just a little pissed.

Whew, could someone call me a cab?

~Maaco~

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Jerry
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posted 10-28- 12:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Okay, if you insist....you're a cab.

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nealg
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posted 10-28- 03:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nealg   Click Here to Email nealg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Jerry, ya beat me to it... And listen, I said I had a piano, not that I could PLAY a piano! The tux is rented; I told em 36 waist and 29 length, and of course they got it backwards - that's why I am standing here. If I try to walk, I fall on my face...( doesn;t mess anything up as I am ugly already, but the 'sp-lat' sound is kinda gross ).

Maaco, it is a old and tired cliche, but don't give up hope. Then again, if it means we can fly with/against ya online more, then by golly stay home, young woman!!

Hawk...we got a shoehorn around that I can use to get me outta this Tux? And No! That was NOT Moonlight Sonata in Heavy Metal...I slipped and hit the piano keyboard! HELP!!!

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Mirthain
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posted 10-28- 08:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mirthain   Click Here to Email Mirthain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I am sorry to hear that Maaco. My wife and I hear about this from our single women friends all the time... My wife tells them it is because they are dating boys, not men. And finding a man is getting harder and harder anymore. I do agree with the suggestion of finding your men somewhere else. It could just be the stock you are looking at. Of course, my wife and I met online, so who knows where the good ones are at? ;}
I wish you luck and hope to see you again online... I enjoyed flying against you. You are an excellent pilot and it is a challenge to shoot you down. when you aren't shooting down your wingmen... heheheheh No you will never live that down.. .;}
Good Luck and keep a smile about it all... when they act like that, just think of them as they are... 10 years old and stupid... ;}
Mirthain=FC=

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Hawk
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posted 10-28- 09:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hawk   Click Here to Email Hawk     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ahhhhh, yes, I see the piano now. What the H! There's a full symphony orchestra in here! Listen, there playing a good old Marlyn Manson tune. Hmmmmmmm, got to remember to never drink this stuff so early in the morning.

Just remember this young lady, if fireflies glow red then the guy is the one, but, if they glow orange(or was that yellow with a ting of green) than he is not for you. If there are no fireflies than it must be winter. Or, maybe that was barflies?

[This message has been edited by Hawk (edited 10-28-2000).]

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Maaco
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posted 10-28- 01:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I must respond,

Friend or foe, it's never a good idea to get in between me and my kill.

I will hose you like a car wash, lol.

Sometimes to get to the treasure, you have to make a hole.

That being said, I won't give up on finding a decent person. I am going to take a break for awhile.

There's my cab,

Thanks for letting me vent.
See you in the unfiendly skies


~Maaco~

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Mk10 225th
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posted 10-28- 01:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mk10 225th   Click Here to Email Mk10 225th     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah shoot there buddy, sorry you've hit on such a streak of losers lately.

If I were you, I'd just tell myself that's just the curse of being so damn intelligent, good-lookin', and sexy!

The one who left you at curbside probably takes the cake. I thought "Put out - or get out" died with McCarthyism and madras prints.

I'd just chalk it up to a string of bad luck.

I did my dating in the late 70's and early 80's, which is a time I think of as even being a little more "crazy" than things are now.

I had an earring, long hair and a leather jacket. Believe me, I was far from a Boy Scout, but I knew what the word "no" meant, and if I really and truly liked a woman, I wasn't going to screw it up by acting like a goon.

So rest assured, even dopey guys that look like bass players can be decent types.

You just hang in there girl, and remember you've got a bunch of computer-geek losers, I mean a bunch of really nice, caring gentlemen, who have .45's, shovels, and know how to use them.

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Madmoe
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posted 10-30- 09:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Madmoe   Click Here to Email Madmoe     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Just remember Maaco, anyone gives you trouble, just let us =FC= know and we can 'dive bomb' them for 'ya!

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MadMoe=FC=

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Mirthain
Pilot
posted 10-30- 10:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mirthain   Click Here to Email Mirthain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Or ram them.... we seem pretty good that too.. ;}

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Maaco
Pilot
posted 10-31- 10:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I think what it amounts to is I tend to trust people a little to much.

Think I will hang out with some friends for awhile and just wait for someone to come along. Instead of searching, I will let it come to me.

Oh yeah, The guy that gave me the ultimatum, Had the nerve to call me and ask me out again!

I told him to pick me up at 7:00 last night. Acting like nothing had happened, he fell for it.

When he showed up my brother was there waiting for him. Lol, when my brother (who is 6'3" and is on the local Rugby team) answered the door instead of me he freaked and started trying to explain his actions with me last week.

My brother proceeded to escort him back to his car with a constant verbal barrage of threats of future bodily harm if he ever darkened my door, or even called me again.

The highlight of the confrontation was when my brother snapped his radio antena off and began poking him in the chest with it all the way into his car. Then he threw it out into the street.

The worm didn't waste any time exiting the area at a high rate of speed! Minus his antena of course, lol.

If I have learned anything it's to choose wisely and carry a big brother.

Thanks for listening and I will try not to "Dear Abby" this forum again.

~Maaco~

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Mirthain
Pilot
posted 10-31- 10:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mirthain   Click Here to Email Mirthain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dear abbey all you want.
I love that.... too funny... and what a complete loser. He asked you out again after dumping you on the street? I think that brain damaged comes to mind..... And more than deserving of the treatment.. ;}
Good Work Maaco,
BTW, when are you flying anymore? I haven't seen you on for awhile and I love flying against you..... ;}
Let us know and I will almost guarantee a large turnout... ;}

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nealg
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posted 10-31- 12:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nealg   Click Here to Email nealg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey!! That's what this place is for!!

What a great comeback!! Unreal, the nerve of some folks...good for your brother and good for you.

Now, if I can just get this dang Tux...*rrrrrrriiiiiiipppppp*.....ah, there, that's better! Uh, I think I'll just sit right here until closing....

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Maaco
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posted 10-31- 02:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I will try to fly Thursday night. I have to work at night the next few weeks to make some spending money. I am off Thursday and Friday.

It would be nice to see some friends online.

Cya then!

~Maaco~

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Madmoe
Pilot
posted 11-01- 04:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Madmoe   Click Here to Email Madmoe     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Great! Hope to see you in the skies!

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Mirthain
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posted 11-01- 09:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mirthain   Click Here to Email Mirthain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
And of course, I get called in for work Thursday night... ok, without getting too personal ;} What is evening to you? Are you US? If so what time zone? If pac, then I may be able to get home in time to fly....otherwise I will miss out.... Dammit, I really like flying with you.... ;} Ahh Well, perhaps we will and perhaps sometime later.... ;}

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Maaco
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posted 11-02- 09:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I live in LA. So I will be on around 7:00 or 8:00 Pacific.

Hope some pilots show up tonight.

cya

~Maaco~

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Mk10 225th
Pilot
posted 11-02- 10:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mk10 225th   Click Here to Email Mk10 225th     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"I live in LA."

Ah-HAH!

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Jerry
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posted 11-02- 11:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LA! Well, that explains the problem with the guys you're finding. Look at Mk if you don't believe me.

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nealg
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posted 11-02- 12:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nealg   Click Here to Email nealg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Better yet, DON'T look at Mk!!

Due to the strike at my work, I am working long hours, so won't make it either...don't even get home until after 10 or 11 pm ( Northern Calif here ). With any luck, I have Saturday off...maybe see some of you then. If I don't sleep the whole day away...

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Madmoe
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posted 11-02- 07:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Madmoe   Click Here to Email Madmoe     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Maaco, I'll be on around 9:00pm Central time.
Hope to see 'ya in the skies...

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