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weasel
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posted 09-26- 08:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for weasel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Man, all this plane pack talk in the General section has really got everybody fired up. I don't drink alcohol but I just though I'd come in here and take a break.
weasel

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Jerry
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posted 09-26- 08:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hawk! A Shirley Temple for my young friend....

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Hawk
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posted 09-26- 09:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hawk   Click Here to Email Hawk     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sorry, Shirley is busy.

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Jerry
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posted 09-26- 10:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Running a little business on the side are we Hawk? I didn't think the bar was that slow!

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Hawk
JAG
posted 09-26- 11:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hawk   Click Here to Email Hawk     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Shirley you jest!

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Jerry
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posted 09-27- 12:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
What a whorendously bad pun!

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weasel
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posted 09-27- 04:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for weasel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I just can't take any more of this 'PUN'ishment.
weasel

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Jerry
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posted 09-27- 07:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Too bad...that's Shirley's specialty, it pains me to tell you.

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Hawk
JAG
posted 09-27- 11:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hawk   Click Here to Email Hawk     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ah, you do know Shirley. We used to call her squirley Shirley the crazy girly but now we just call her by phone.

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Jerry
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posted 09-28- 12:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ah yes...Squirley Shirley...I had forgotten how much she loves to munch on nuts.

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Maaco
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posted 09-28- 01:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Should I say this? hmm, oh what the hell. My middle name is Shirley.
However, I prefer ice cream, hehe

~Maaco~

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ReaperMan
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posted 09-28- 04:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ReaperMan   Click Here to Email ReaperMan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
WB, Maaco!

Where were you when we had the second pic contest?

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Maaco
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posted 09-28- 11:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maaco     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well now RM,
It wouldn't have been difficult to place my face with the name in that lineup.
I would have stuck out like a sore thumb. But I did enjoy the match game aspect of it

I am a little concerned about having my picture on the net for anyone to use as they see fit.
I may be a little overly concerned but thats just me.

Maybe one day.

Down the hatch!

~Maaco~

[This message has been edited by Maaco (edited 09-28-2000).]

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nealg
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posted 09-29- 12:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nealg   Click Here to Email nealg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Welcome back, Maaco ... we missed ya around here! Hope you'll be online once in a while!

Hawk, if these puns get any worse, make mine straight alcohol with water back...way, way, way back. Ah, visions of 'Airplane', one of the greatest films of all time! Totally, completely ludicrous - kinda like my flying. If you keep it up, I may need to be rushed to a hospital.

A hospital?? What is it?

(No, I can't....I can't...)

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nealg=FC=

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Tailslide
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posted 09-29- 12:53 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Tailslide   Click Here to Email Tailslide     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Do you have a drinking problem?

(splash)


[This message has been edited by Tailslide (edited 09-29-2000).]

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nealg
Pilot
posted 09-29- 11:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nealg   Click Here to Email nealg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
(nealg rushes in with a sheet of paper and shoves it at Hawk)

Hawk....what do you make of this??

Hawk; Well, I can make a pteradactyl....a hat...

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Jeeves
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posted 09-29- 03:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jeeves   Click Here to Email Jeeves     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Man did I pick the wrong day to stop sniffing glue....

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Jeeves =FC=

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Mudshark
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posted 09-29- 06:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mudshark     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
......it's a big building with patients in it,but that's not important now!!

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Hawk
JAG
posted 09-29- 08:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hawk   Click Here to Email Hawk     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thats it, your all cut off!

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Jerry
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posted 09-29- 09:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jerry   Click Here to Email Jerry     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Who do you think you are....my wife?

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nealg
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posted 09-30- 07:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nealg   Click Here to Email nealg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
WAIT!!! One more - for my birthday today - then I'll quit *burpit*

51 today - watch out Jerry, I'm catching up...

Roger, Over - no, I'm Roger - Over...no, I'm Over, Roger..

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nealg=FC=

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weasel
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posted 09-30- 07:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for weasel     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Since I'm the only sober one around here, does this make me the designated driver?
weasel

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nealg
Pilot
posted 10-01- 01:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nealg   Click Here to Email nealg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeppir..*hic*...but I ain;t riding on your landing gear...don't care if ya do promise to stay low and slow, somehow raising those things is just too much of a habit to break.......I think Maaco is still gunning for me...

I'll just wait at the white zone...or was it the green? Red? White..no, green...

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