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semmern
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posted 08-18- 12:21 PM
   
Hi everybody. Gimme a stout willya, Hawk?? Thanks a lot.
Just thought I'd liven this place up a bit. Everybody knows who Neil Armstrong is. This is an absolutely true story:
When Neil sat his foot on the moon, and after the famous words about steps, he said something like "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky." Everybody wondered why, but Neil wouldn't tell anybody until 1995, when some journalist fella asked him. This Mr. Gorsky was dead then, so Neil thought he could tell it without dishonoring him.
One day, Neil and his friends played baseball in their garden, and the ball was accidentally shot over the fence to Mr and Mrs. Gorsky, their neighbors. Neil jumped over the fence to fetch the ball back, when he heard Mrs. Gorsky say to Mr. G: ORAL SEX!! We'll have oral sex the day the neighbors' little boy puts his foot on the moon!!!IP: Logged |
Poniat
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posted 08-18- 03:25 PM
How did you find your stout, semmern? Mine was bloody awful! That never happened when Jade was here. O tempora, o mores! BTW, who's that Armstrong bloke, anyway? It sound like a right nosey little brat  Glad to meet somebody in this forsaken place  Cheers
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Hawk
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posted 08-18- 04:21 PM
Semmern, hope your stout was fine.Poniat, Jade never worked here, just used her name for the bar. The stout is a little old but it's all I could get in these tough times. ------------------
Hawk
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Poniat
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posted 08-18- 04:31 PM
Oops, sorry mate, I took you for her, babyface. Now, c'mon, give us a kiss ------------------
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