posted 08-17- 07:08 AM               

Why can't we, social drinkers, have such a nice and cosy brweing athmosfere over here?

I haven't felt anybody tread over my toes for ages! Thia doesn't feel right.

There's no one on the stage to throw my empty bottles at, what an utter neglect. Will somebody stand up and sing us a song?! If there's no volunteers will at leas somebody give me a hand in chucking somebody on there. I'm so stiff bored of chucking those bottles through the windows in vain hope they fell on someone's empty melon and we could at least heve an entertaining little fight

I would kill for a sight of overflying little man (shit, I got so PC that I can't even pronounce: dwarf )

Kvakvakvakvakvak!!