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Gunner
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posted 07-06- 11:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gunner   Click Here to Email Gunner     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This old lady walks up to a biker bar and knocks on tne door.
The door is opened by a huge hairy biker that asks "what you want granny"?
She says, I want to join your club. Amused the biker asks, do ya drink? She answers, a twelve pack a day and a jug at night. The biker says , ok, do ya smoke? I smoke 3 packs a day and a couple of cigars at night she responds.
Impressed, the biker asks, well do ya have a bike? Thats my hog parked by the street over there.
So can I join your club or what? The biker says hold on there granny, I got another question for ya.
Go ahead she says.
Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? She thinks for a moment. Then she says, No, but I have been swung around by the tits before!

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nealg
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posted 07-06- 12:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nealg   Click Here to Email nealg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ah HA!! So, that's where she disappeared to.....

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