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Topic: Granny's Quest
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Gunner Pilot
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posted 07-06- 11:14 AM
This old lady walks up to a biker bar and knocks on tne door. The door is opened by a huge hairy biker that asks "what you want granny"? She says, I want to join your club. Amused the biker asks, do ya drink? She answers, a twelve pack a day and a jug at night. The biker says , ok, do ya smoke? I smoke 3 packs a day and a couple of cigars at night she responds. Impressed, the biker asks, well do ya have a bike? Thats my hog parked by the street over there. So can I join your club or what? The biker says hold on there granny, I got another question for ya. Go ahead she says. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? She thinks for a moment. Then she says, No, but I have been swung around by the tits before!  Gunner IP: Logged |
nealg Pilot
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posted 07-06- 12:32 PM
Ah HA!! So, that's where she disappeared to.....  ------------------ nealg=FC= IP: Logged | |