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Topic: Closed Again??
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nealg Pilot
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posted 06-21- 11:11 PM
Knock. KNOck. KNOCK!!!!!!!Hey...I'm thirsty!! Where the heck is everyone??? Hawk? Jade? Jade? Jade? Well, she IS better looking..  Dang it!! Hey, Hawk...the rats moved my wrench again....and I ain't reaching down there again for the rat killer; I think they're eating it for dessert anyway. ------------------ nealg=FC= IP: Logged |
Hawk JAG
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posted 06-21- 11:59 PM
Hey, it's summer and I was out back tannin my bald spot.How do you know she is prettier? Don't worry about the rats, some tv producer came and collected em all and gave me 20 buck. IP: Logged |
nealg Pilot
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posted 06-22- 01:01 AM
Now, now...I didn't say 'prettier' - I said 'better looking'! Actually, in fuschia I hear you are very striking! Personally, I prefer peach.It's easier to spell. Ok...good news about the rats. Little blighters give me the willies anyway; especially the ones in the Me262's!! A pint, then, of your best!! and a toast to the TV producers, bless their greedy little hearts!
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Michael Harrison General
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posted 06-22- 01:04 PM
Hey! Let's grab some cheese, a hook and line and go rat fishing!IP: Logged |
Hawk JAG
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posted 06-22- 09:33 PM
Yeah this crazy TV producer was saying something about surving or surfing or something.Any way the rats are history so fish for em if you want, maybe get some mice, still got loads of them. Well I gotta get out back and finish painting the outhouse. Seems as though some funny 91st guy painted a bullseye on it. Could be bad if occupied atthe time of delivery! IP: Logged |
nealg Pilot
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posted 06-23- 12:13 AM
Nahhhh....I think I know who painted it...he needs it just to get there. You'll know if he's around....ya can follow his trail. Just watch where ya step.  I like the idea of the fishing!! Yeah! Ok...I got a pint...a pole...another pint...one more pint...a line...a pint..a hook....another pint ( best make it two, this is a long line )...( Maybe 3...hook's pretty sharp, too )...now, where's that cheese? Hmmm...better get another pint, I may have a long search here...Watch my ale a sec, will ya Hawk? I need to step outside.....wha???....INCOMING!!!!!!! ------------------ nealg=FC= IP: Logged |
nealg Pilot
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posted 06-29- 02:21 AM
hunh...er...wuzzat..? Hey...how long have I been out? Where...what...man, what is that SMELL????? Geez...how did I get down...he...uh....oh, no...no!! NO!!!HELLLLLLLLLLLPPPP!! Someone bring me a fresh ale....make that 2!!! And a rope!! And a keg of Aqua Velva!!!  ------------------ nealg=FC=
[This message has been edited by nealg (edited 06-29-2000).] IP: Logged |
Hawk JAG
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posted 06-29- 09:38 AM
Ok I have the gas mask on now so I can give you a hand. WHEW, maybe not. IP: Logged |