posted 05-26- 02:11 PM
Be safe this coming Memorial Day Weekend, lets do all our drinking here at Jade's and then we'll have to get Hawk or someone else to drive or fly us home 
The farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their
son to college.
As soon as he had enrolled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large
mustache and sideburns.
Being pleased with his new hirsute adornment, he had his picture taken and
sent it off to his parents. On the back of the photo he scrawled "How do you
like it? Don't I look like a count?"
Shortly after, the son received this terse note: "You idiot, it cost us a
fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell!"
Cheers
Himdog out