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posted 05-24- 11:58 AM
   
Ok, everyone get yourself something to drink, have a seat and I'm going to tell ya how yodeling was invented> > > > > >Back in the olden days, a man named (use your name if you like) was traveling through Switzerland.
> > > > > >Nightfall was rapidly approaching, and the man had nowhere to
> > > > > >sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he
> > > > > >could spend the night.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >The farmer told him that it would be all right, and that he
> could
> > > > > >sleep in the barn. The man went into the barn to bed down and
> > > > > >the farmer went back into the house.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >The farmer's daughter came down from upstairs and asked the
> > > > > >farmer, "Who was that man going into the barn?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >"That's some fellow traveling through," answered the farmer.
> "He
> > > > > >needed a place to stay for the night, so I said that he could
> > > > > >sleep in the barn."
> > > > > >
> > > > > >The daughter then asked the farmer, "Did you offer the man
> > > > > >anything to eat?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >"Gee, no, I didn't," the farmer answered.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >The daughter said, "Well, I'm going to take him some food."
> > > > > >
> > > > > >She went into the kitchen, prepared a plate of food and then
> took
> > > > > >it out to the barn. The daughter was in the barn for an hour
> > > > > >before returning to the house.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >When she came back in, her clothes were all disheveled and
> > > > > >buttoned up wrong, and she had several strands of straw tangled
> > > > > >up in her long blonde hair. She immediately went up the stairs
> > > > > >to her bedroom and went to sleep.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >A little later, the farmer's wife came down and asked the farmer
> > > > > >why their daughter went to bed so early.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >"I don't know," said the farmer. "I told a man that he could
> > > > > >sleep in the barn and our daughter took him some food."
> > > > > >
> > > > > >"Oh," replied the wife. "Well, did you offer the man anything
> to
> > > > > >drink?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >"Umm, no, I didn't," said the farmer.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >The wife then said, "I'm going to take something out there for
> > > > > >him to drink."
> > > > > >
> > > > > >The wife went to the cellar, got a bottle of wine, then went out
> > > > > >to the barn. She did not return for over an hour, and when she
> > > > > >came back into the house, her clothes were also messed up and
> she
> > > > > >had straw twisted into her blonde hair. She went straight up
> the
> > > > > >stairs and into bed.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >The next morning at sunrise, the man in the barn got up and
> > > > > >continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left the
> > > > > >farm.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >A few hours later, the daughter woke up and came rushing
> > > > > >downstairs. She went right out to the barn, only to find it
> > > > > >empty. She ran back into the house. "Where's the man from the
> > > > > >barn?" she eagerly asked the farmer.
> > > > > >
> > > > > >Her father answered, "He left several hours ago."
> > > > > >
> > > > > >"What?" she cried. "He left without saying good bye? After all
> > > > > >we had together? I mean, last night he made such passionate
> love
> > > > > >to me!"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >"What?" shouted the father. "He took advantage of you?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >The farmer ran out into the front yard looking for the man but
> by
> > > > > >now the man was halfway up the side of the mountain. The farmer
> > > > > >screamed up at him, "I'm gonna get you! You had sex with my
> > > > > >daughter!"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >(use your name again) looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hands
> > > > > >next to his mouth and yelled out,
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (You ready for this?)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > (It's good!)
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> > > > > > (Hope you're sitting!)
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> > > > > >"I laid the old laDEE, too!"
> > > > > >
> > > > > >So that is how yodeling came about. >>
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