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Topic: Performance Evaluations
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Himdog
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posted 05-19- 01:33 PM
   
Got to love Fridays  It's going to great this weekend, in the 80's, the boat is running great, it's ski time! A pint for everyone Hawk and put it on my tab. I know the tab is getting high but I'll square up with you next time 
These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual employee performance evaluations in a large US Corporation.
1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom...and has started to dig.
2. This employee is really not so much of a "has-been" but more of a definite "won't be."
3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
4. When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.
5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
6. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
7. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.
8. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
9. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
10. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
11. He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier.
12. He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.
13. When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
14. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
15. If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.
16. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
17. Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
18. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
19. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. He only gargled.
20. Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
21. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.Cheers
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nealg
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posted 05-20- 02:33 AM
LOL!!! I wonder which one was me?oh...Yeah, right...all of 'em!!!!
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