posted 05-09- 08:04 AM               

QUOTES FROM THE MALE PERSPECTIVE:

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

It's not true that married men live longer than single men it only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! It was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "My wife found out..."

Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things! I just won the Texas lottery!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just get the heck out!"

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months -- I don't like to interrupt her.

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.

If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Cheers
Himdog out