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Himdog
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posted 04-21- 09:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Himdog   Click Here to Email Himdog     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
As promise here's the joke, well this time a riddle.....

>>1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not
well, I
>>drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?
>>
>>* A Nose -
>>
>>2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off.
People
>>sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
>>
>>* Peanut Butter -
>>
>>3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm
>>called a big swinger. What am I?
>>
>>* A Crane -
>>
>>4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for
long.
>>A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I?
>>
>>* The Titanic -
>>
>>5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up.
>>I get wet before you do. What am I?
>>
>>* A Tent -
>>
>>6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you
not
>>to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
>>
>>* A Dentist -
>>
>>7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The
>>best man always has me first. What am I?
>>
>>* A Wedding Ring -
>>
>>8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my
shaft.
>>Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
>>
>>* An Elevator -
>>
>>
>>9. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
>>
>>* Chewing Gum -
>>
>>10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box.
>>When I come, it's news. What am I?
>>
>>* A Newspaper Boy -
>>
>>11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use
your
>>fingers to get me off. What am I?
>>
>>* A Glove -
>>
>>12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver.
>>What am I?
>>
>>* An Arrow -
>>
>>13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and
>>plead for it. What am I?
>>
>>* An Attorney -
>>

Cheers
Himdog out

[This message has been edited by Himdog (edited 04-21-2000).]

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