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Topic: the toilet seat
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Himdog
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posted 04-07- 06:14 PM
   
Yes, its nice to be at the bar, such a lovely place to be! A round for everyone, its Friday!>>>A man paints the toilet seat while his wife is taking a bath.
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>>>A while later he hears a scream as his wife is stuck on the pot
and
>>>can't get up. He races up the stairs and takes his wife into the
>>>bedroom with the
>>>seat attached and has she lay face down on the bed. In a panic, he >>>calls the fire department. When the fire chief arrives he rushes
him
>>>up the stairs and into the
>>>bedroom and pointing to his wife says, ;So, what do you think of
that
>>>The fire chief replies, very nice But did you have to frame
>>>it? Himdog out
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Hawk
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posted 04-07- 06:52 PM
Glad you like the place, been kinda lonely in here lately. Ok, rounds all round (been waitin to say that)IP: Logged |
nealg
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posted 04-07- 11:18 PM
Phew!!! Was all the way into Africa when I heard something about Rounds all around?? Figured I'd be in the neighborhood and drop in...hehehe. I'll have one of each - and make it a double. 
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nealg=FC=
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semmern
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posted 04-12- 01:30 PM
Actually, a beknown of our family was having a cigarette while sitting in the little room upstairs letting out some previoulsy eaten food through the dirty end. Not knowing that his wifey earlier that day had disposed some VERY flammable liquids in the toilet, he threw the finished cigarette into the toilet......BOOM!! and his arse was burnt. Wifey calls the hospital, an ambulance comes, two medics puts the poor fella on a stretcher, and start walking down the stairs when one of them asked how the whole lot happened. Wifey tells, and the medics start laughing so much they lose hold of the stretcher, it falls down the stairs, and the arse-burnt guy breaks both his legs. Believe it or not, but it's true!IP: Logged |
Hawk
JAG
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posted 04-12- 03:57 PM
I believe it, don't know why, just do. Give that man a beer!IP: Logged |
semmern
Pilot
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posted 04-13- 09:10 AM
I'm a boy.IP: Logged |
semmern
Pilot
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posted 04-13- 01:26 PM
But I drink that liquid.....aah, what was it called?? Oh yes: Beer. Jeez, I'm getting old. Already 14. I ain't got many years left.
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Jerry
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posted 04-13- 03:14 PM
Shame on you semmern, drinking beer at your age! Don't you know that it will grow hair on your palms.....er....ah.....wait....that was something else.....never mind.IP: Logged |
semmern
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posted 04-14- 09:09 AM
I don't drink beer regularely. Only when I don't drink Smirnovs vodka or Ballantynes. (Hick)IP: Logged |
Himdog
Pilot
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posted 04-14- 10:39 AM
Lol Jerry, thats a good one
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ReaperMan
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posted 04-14- 12:42 PM
14 is a bit young to start drinking... where do you live, semmern? Vodka, now that's the way to go if you want to drink relatively little and still get extremely f-ed up. I have to drink 4-6 bottles of beer to get buzzed and of course by then you're pissin' like a racehorse!  ------------------
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semmern
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posted 04-14- 01:33 PM
I live in Oslo, Norway. I only drink beer on parties. I'm on a party something like once every third year, since nobody wants to invite me. (Absolutely true) That's why I drink. To forget the sadness of it! Hehe
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Jerry
Pilot
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posted 04-14- 01:57 PM
hmmmmm.....14....no friends......depressed and lonely......what can we do to cheer him up? I know.....give him a rifle and move him to Colorado! IP: Logged |
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