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Topic: Best Newspaper Headlines of 1999

Hawk
JAG

posted 04-05- 08:27 AM

Best Newspaper Headlines of 1999
1. Include your children when baking cookies.
2. Something went wrong in Jet Crash, Experts say.
3. Police begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.
4. Drunks get Nine Months in Violin Case.
5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms.
6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope.
7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.
8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands.
9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids.
10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
11. Plane too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
16. War Dims Hopes for Peace
17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It may Last Awhile
18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

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Jerry
Pilot

posted 04-05- 11:21 AM

True or not they're funny.

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