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Topic: The Italian Fighter Pilot
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Jeeves
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posted 03-16- 10:26 PM
   
> Pasquale, a brave Italian fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Maria out
> for a pleasant little picnic by the River Arno. It's a beautiful day, and
> love
> is in the air. Maria leans over to Pasquale and says: "Pasquale, kiss me!"
> Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Maria's Lips.
> "What are you doing, Pasquale?" says the startled Maria. "I am Pasquale,
> the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and
> they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Maria says,
> "Pasquale, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle
> of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pasquale! What
> are you doing?" asks the bewildered Maria. "I am Pasquale the fighter
> pilot!
> When I have white meat, I have white wine!" They resume their passionate
> interlude and things really steam up. Maria leans close to his ear and
> whispers, "Pasquale, kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear,
> grabs a bottle of Cognac, and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match
> and
> lights it on fire. Maria shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist
> deep in the water, Maria throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,
> "PASQUALE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Our hero stands
> up,
> defiantly, and says, "I am Pasquale the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go
> down in flames!"IP: Logged |
nealg
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posted 03-17- 01:28 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!------------------
nealg=FC=
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Hawk
JAG
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posted 03-17- 09:00 AM
Talk about a hot spot!IP: Logged |
Himdog
Pilot
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posted 03-17- 11:39 AM
lol!
Himdog out.IP: Logged |
li'l bastard
Pilot
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posted 04-11- 04:30 PM
great joke!!! Just one thing: y was he an italian pilot? I'm italian, but i don't understand it!!! lol------------------
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