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Topic: my son-in-law
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Himdog
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posted 03-15- 02:54 PM
   
As the woman passes her daughter's closed bedroom
door, she hears a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening
the door, she observes her daughter giving herself a real workout with a
vibrator and asks, "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter
replies, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, not married and this thing is
about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father hears the same buzz
coming from the other side of that same, closed bedroom door and,
upon entering the room, observes the daughter making passionate love
to that vibrator.To his query as to what she is doing, the daughter
says, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, not married and this thing is about
as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
Couple days later the wife comes in from the
shopping trip, places the groceries on the kitchen counter and hears that
buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She enters
that area and observes her husband sitting on the couch and staring at the
TV while that vibrator is next to him on the couch just buzzing like
crazy. The wife asks, "What the hell are you doing?" to which the
husband replies, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
Cheers.
Himdog out.
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