posted 03-02- 01:25 PM               

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Hope this doesn't happen at Jade's.

A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular bar, hoping for a
bust.

At closing time everyone come out and he spotted his potential
quarry. The man was so obviously inebriated that he could
barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few
minutes, looking for his car.

After trying his keys on five other cars, he finally found his
own vehicle. He sat in the car a good ten minutes, as the
other patrons left. He turned his lights on, then off, wipers
on, then off. He started to pull forward into the grass, then
stopped.

Finally, when he was the last car, he pulled out onto the
road and started to drive away.

The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and
pulled the man over. He administered the breathalyzer test,
and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00.

The patrolman was dumbfounded. "This equipment must be
broken!" he exclaimed.

"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I am the designated
decoy
Cheers.
Himdog out.

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posted 03-02- 03:03 PM               

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Bwahahahahahahahaha

That is soooo cool. I only wish it had happened.

Not that I condone drunk driving, but I have a natural resistance to authority figures, and that story would be so wonderful if it had happened.

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posted 03-02- 03:40 PM               

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A mate of mine was getting a hiding from a gang of hoods while two police sat in a car a few yards away and watched[ N.Ireland, cops dont get involved ]. My mate, getting a considerable kicking decided to climb onto the police car and 'bounce on top' so as to attract their attention. He finished in court, the others walked away. It was funny reading it described in the local paper though.........

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