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Topic: Dumb Crooks
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Himdog
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posted 02-25- 08:54 PM
   
> Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours
> and stole the bank's video camera. While it was recording, remotely
> (That is, the videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank),
> so he didn't get the videotape of himself stealing the camera.
>
> Louisiana: A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on
> the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash
> drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the
> register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash
> from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The
> total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.
> [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, was a crime
> committed?]
>
> Florida: [Uh, pardon our English] A thief burst into the bank
> one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the
> guard, the thief yelled, FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A FxxK-UP!"
> For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started. The
> guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It probably saved
> his life, because he'd been about to draw his gun. He couldn't have
> drawn and fired before the thief got him. The thief ran away and is
> still at large. In memory of the event, the bank later put a plaque
> on the wall engraved "Freeze, Mother-Stickers, this is a fxxk-up!"
>
> Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He
> decided that he'd just throw a cinder block thru a liquor store
> window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and
> heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back
> and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious.
> Seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole
> event was caught on videotape.
>
> New York: As a female shopper exited a convenience store, a
> man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and
> the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the
> snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher.
> They put him in the cruiser and drove back to the store. The thief
> was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive
> ID. To which he replied "Yes Officer... that's her. That's the lady
> I stole the purse from."
>
> Seattle : When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a
> motorhome parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he
> bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled
> up next to a motorhome near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said
> that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose
> into the motorhome's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle
> declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever
> had.
>
> Newark : A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and
> mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the
> report called the phone, and told the guy that answered that he had
> read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged
> to meet, and the thief was arrested.
>
> Ann Arbor : The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a
> man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 7:50am,
> flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he
> said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When
> the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for
> breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
>
> Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine
> by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup
> truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though,
> they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene
> and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With
> their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's
> license plate still attached to the bumper.
Cheers.
Himdog out.
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nealg
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posted 02-26- 02:58 AM
LOL! I am laughing so hard after this and the other one that I can't drink straight!!Or...was that drinking so hard I can't laugh straight? Hawk...could I get a ID bracket on this drink so I can find it?? Damn, Himdog, you're killing me here!!  ------------------
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