posted 02-18- 06:26 AM               

3 Ducks were arrested in a pond and the cops brought them back to the station.
Since the day had been a bit hectic in the station the police officer in charge of the ducks' arrest forgot why they arrested them. So he went up to the first duck and asks " What's your name? What did you do in the pond?", the duck responded: "Quack, and I was just blowing bubbles" the officer says, "There's nothing wrong with that."
Then he asked the same thing to the second duck and it responded: "Quack, Quack, and I was just blowing bubbles." the officer says again, "There's nothing wrong with that."
So he asks the last duck the same thing and it responded: "My name's Bubbles."

and.....

A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to help me, I hurt all over.'

'What do you mean?' said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee and yelled,'Ow, that hurts.' Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, 'Ouch! That hurts, too.' Then she touched her right earlobe. 'Ow, even THAT hurts.'

The doctor asked the woman, 'Are you a natural blonde?'

'Why yes,' she said.

'I thought so,' said the doctor. 'You have a sprained finger.'

yuk yuk!

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