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Himdog
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posted 02-08- 02:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Himdog   Click Here to Email Himdog     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ok guys here is another one, hope ya enjoy it...
It was a little boy's first day in school and the teacher
was going to play a "guessing" game. She
passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to ask each student what item they received. When it was the new boy, Jimmy's turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She asked "Do you know what it is?" Jimmy replied "No." The teacher said, "Go ahead and open it up and taste it" Little Jimmy did so. The teacher then asked, "Now do you know what it is?" Little Jimmy said "Nooooo." The teacher said, "I"ll give you a hint... it is something
your daddy wants from your mommy every morning
before he goes to work." A little girl in the back of the class jumps up and screams:
"JIMMY, SPIT IT OUT....... IT'S A PIECE
OF ASS.
Cheers.
Himdog out.

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nealg
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posted 02-10- 01:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nealg   Click Here to Email nealg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Funny...I don't remember having a daughter!

LOL...hilarious!!!!!

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