posted 02-04- 10:08 PM               

> A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their
camp to
> meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You gonna die. But
we
> sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On
sundown
> of
>
> third day, you die. What is first wish?"
> The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his
horse.
> The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps
> the
> horse on the back. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the
horse
> comes
> back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into
the
> teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring,
> "Typical white man -- can only think of one thing."
> The second day, the chief says, "What your wish today?" The cowboy
> says,
> "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse.
The
> cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the
horse's
> ear, then slaps it on the back. Two hours later, the horse comes
back
> with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the
> cowboy.
> The Indians shake their heads, figuring, "Typical white man --
gonna
> die tomorrow and can only think of one thing."
> The last day comes, and the chief says, "This your last wish, white
man.
>
> What you want?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
> The indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by
both
> ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read my lips! POSSE, damn it!
> P-O-S-S-E!"

Cheers.
Himdog out.

posted 02-05- 03:38 AM               

ROTFL!!!!!!!