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Topic: so,noone likes a cowboy huh?
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Jade
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posted 01-21- 10:50 PM
  
Dont knock it till ya try it boys, it's a fab drink...maybe it is a little girlie though. Flaming Lambor-geeni (that car, and im sorry I dont know how to spell it..)is a groovey drink. Thats if you dont singe your your eyelashes off. So if you big macho men need a real mans drink and are sick of beer, I'll rack em up.
I cant believe how many naked men i've seen standing around with the window curtains open!! Stop it guys,I'm not getting any stargazing done...:P
Hope your all well and not freazing your butts of over there..it's sooo toasty over here, real beach weather.Not that I've actually gone much this summer.Boo Hoo 
I'm working the phones for pay tv at the moment and I'm dealing with complaints of all sorts. It's pretty funny how upset people get when their tele gets cut off,when they dont pay, you actually have to tell them that it's compulsary to pay for things like....um, pay tv.
Ahh Australia is full of funny people.
gotta groove, wait for the flame to go out b4 you guys drink that new addition to the Adults Only Bar.
seeya next time, kiss kiss hug hug xxxxx------------------
Happy Flying
Jade
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nealg
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posted 01-22- 01:36 AM
By golly, now you've gotten me started!!I can't believe these companies that expect you to pay for pay TV. This is ridiculous; it is unjust and inhuman! Why, TV has become as important a necessity as breathing, or food, or...or...even water!! Yes, that vile stuff!! I mean, ya gotta wash once or twice a year!! So...where do these places get off?? One stop ahead of the rest of us??  HEEHEE!!!!! What's with burning perfectly good liquor, Jade? After all, if it's done right, it provides it's own heat...and those durn flames keep singeing me moustache!! And just what do you think you're doing, looking at all these naked guys. I think me and Katana gotta have us a bit of a chat....hey, Kat!! C'mon over here; I'm buying the Lemonade!! Kickin' up my heels cause I only got shot down twice tonight ------------------
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Katana
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posted 01-22- 06:42 AM
Oh lemonade Oh lemonade,
I really think its funny,
Oh lemonade Oh lemonade,
My daughter's collecting money,
Oh lemonade Oh lemonade,
Jade can't even spell lamborghini,
Oh lemonade Oh lemonade,
My mate Nealg wants to buy me plenty,
Of lemonade Of lemonade,
That really makes me gassey. ------------------
Cheers
Kat out
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mposis
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posted 01-22- 08:45 AM
We like cowgirls.------------------
Glad I had my seatbelt on...
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Mirthain
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posted 01-22- 01:24 PM
Actually Jade, the naked men are hoping that if they show you theirs.... well, you get the point....
We all know that pilots are a horny lot....
Hey Kat, we are all still waiting for that website..... Hint hint.....
And for drinks, well, I smoke cigarettes, not drinks.... a "Manly" drink eh? Hmmm.... I would say depends on the man. I prefer White Russians personally, or a nice Irish coffee. But I am a bit more Genteel than most of these other gentlemen here.... ;}
Beer is for the help.....
Hehehehe...
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nealg
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posted 01-23- 01:41 AM
The Help has arrived!!!!!!! Thanks, Mirthain, don't mind if I do...Hawk!! Mirth is buyin'!!!!And, if you would be so kind, a little mescal to sorta keep the barley from Hoppin' around!! Here..let me light your smoke, Mirth!! Katana - hey!! You tryin' to give Archy some competition?? Well done, sir!! Archy!! Front and center....do not give up without a fight!! To the acclaim of all...'tis Poetry night!! ooooops...that rhymed....how'd I do that? Bet a round of drinks that I can't do it again!!
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sparkyfc
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posted 01-23- 02:24 AM
Well Jade....I don't mind COWGIRLS But i will drink anything u put in front of me. With an angel face like yours, i don't believe you'd give me anything that would harm me......
Anyone seen the keys to my 38!!!!!!
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Archy
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posted 01-23- 03:54 PM
Just saw Neals Challenge:
Oh Guinness Oh Guiness
I really think its yummy
Oh Guinness Oh Guiness
Jades smile is bright and sunny
Oh Guiness, Oh Guiness
Who cares if she spell's funny
Oh Guinness Oh Guinness
Nealg owes me a round eh
Of Guinness Of Guinness
Keeps me regular every day.
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nealg
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posted 01-23- 07:44 PM
Sir Hawk!!!! A Guiness for Archy! He has met the challenge, and the war is on!!All that poetry...all that rhyme....hey! get in here!! We're havin' a time!! OOOOOOPS!! Dang it....now I owe ME one!! ------------------
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Katana
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posted 01-24- 09:48 AM
Oh Archy Oh Archy,
Your poems are so great,
Oh Archy Oh Archy,
I would not contemplate,
Oh Archy Oh Archy,
To compete with you my mate,
Oh Archy Oh Archy,
Cose my name is Katana,
Not Archy Not Archy,
So I am off for a break. ------------------
Cheers
Kat out
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Hawk
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posted 01-24- 12:13 PM
To all poets of SDOE
A hearty congrats
And a slap on the knee.
Your rhymes are great
As all can see.
With this we can relate
And, of course, agree.
That you are the tops
And the best there can be.
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Jerry
Pilot
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posted 01-24- 09:19 PM
Hawk, don't quit your day job. IP: Logged |
Archy
Pilot
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posted 01-25- 12:44 AM
The Kat had a cradle and a silver spoon.
Little girl Jade, liked to look at the moon.
When she coming home, we don't know when.
Hope she stops by her ole Play Pen.
We'll have a good time then boys.
We'll have a good time then.Jade came home and she posted a note.
Cock sucking cowboy, was up for the vote.
If she serves it up, we'll all have one.
We'll all get drunk and all have fun.
We'll have a good time then boys.
We'll have a good time then. Jade's telescope, pointed east then west.
Taking a look , at who's best dressed.
She looks our way, we give her a show.
Stargazing lass, gazing down low.
She has a good time then boys
She has a good time then Just the other day, she looked my way.
Naked at the window, with nothing to say.
The truth of the matter, I was doing my part.
Showing to the world, au natural art.
I had a good time then boys.
I sure had a good time then. Oh Jade is a lass, who lights up our Bar.
We wish her the best, and hope she'll go far.
Maybe one day, she'll make it real big.
And make a lot o dough, for a modelling gig.
She'll have a good time then boys.
She'll have a good time then. (A little Harry Chapinish).
Don't you boys get any idea's, I don't mean what your thinking when I said we'll have a good time then! [This message has been edited by Archy (edited 01-25-2000).] IP: Logged |
nealg
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posted 01-25- 02:15 AM
Oh, wow!!Gentlemen, you have truly risen to the task, and as long as my money holds out, your drinks are on me...even Hawk's!! Archy, I cannot praise that last one enough...writing like that is truly tough...from Katana to Hawk, and all that knee slappin....( ready??? ).... ..to rewriting the music of the renowned Harry Chapin.
Don't fire til ya see nealg's bootheels!!!!!
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Katana
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posted 01-25- 08:07 AM
What can I say,
Archy's had a great day,
And for what it is worth,
As I lie in my bed suffering from mirth,
I bow to the champion of such great verse,
And vow to stay silent,
As I am much worse.
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Cheers
Kat out
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Archy
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posted 01-25- 12:10 PM
Nah the Kat ain't bad at the poetry thing.
Don't bow to me, cause I ain't the king.
Oh I surely can write a word or two.
But really inspired works, I've done too few.
Now last night, maybe I was inspired.
Jades photo in the bar, we've all admired.
I had a Harry Chapin tune playin in my head.
And the result above, you've probably read.
Somedays I'm flowing and can run with the ball.
Other days I can't write at all.
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Mirthain
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posted 01-25- 08:42 PM
Geeze Arch.... now imagine if he decided to look at the 38 nose art I did.... we wouldn't get him to shut up in the air either.... Heheheheh
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Hawker
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posted 01-27- 07:14 PM
WoooooHooooo!Mir is buying!!Heya Jade i will have a slow comfortable F Up against the wall ,oh its a shot my dear  Ok how about a Double of Cutty on the rocks then IP: Logged |
Hawker
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posted 01-27- 07:15 PM
while Mir is buying drinks give the boys all a round of slippy nipples(another shot)and a fuzzy Naval man his tab gonna get racked tonite glad my plane in for repairs i wont be flying IP: Logged |
nealg
Pilot
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posted 01-28- 12:59 AM
Hawker! Did you forget again to close the bomb bay doors before buzzing the treetops?? Man, that crew chief is gonna be one frosty guy if ya did!!!!!hehehe!!
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Hawker
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posted 01-28- 08:21 PM
well lets say the crew chief isnt speaking to me at the moment and after a couple drinks i better get back and peel another 50 lbs of potatoes IP: Logged | |
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