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Jade
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posted 01-15- 12:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jade     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
To all the poor sweet men that are freezing in their home towns...
You poor bastards, it's sooo hot here, no cool change in sight. No, I'm not complaining, I'm lovin it. Katanas got a little flat out the back that I'm sure he'd let ya use.Aussie summer guys...think about it!! Come on down.
Finally got my telescope, so let me know whats coming up for this budding young star gazer. I was out last night havin a glimpse and can I just ask Archy that when your standing at your window stark naked that you not do what you did last night!!! Ha Ha jk
Well hope your all well and happy and keeping out of trouble.
My shout, what will it be??? I started before you all so you've got some catchin up to do!!! We can start will shots, any one care for a Cock Sucking Cowboy?? If you dont know how to make it, it's butterscotch schnapps and a layer of baileys on top. Just devine, I assure you!!
Any way drink up...

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Happy Flying
Jade

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Hawker
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posted 01-15- 01:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hawker   Click Here to Email Hawker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
could i make mine a cock sucking cowgirl instead with a few beers as chasers Dont get me drunk tho i have a tendancy of dancing on tables naked .

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Archy
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posted 01-15- 01:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Archy   Click Here to Email Archy     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Er, ah, I just couldn't help myself... Well, maybe I did hehe. Didn't know anyone was watchin! How exciting.... hehe

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nealg
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posted 01-15- 02:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nealg   Click Here to Email nealg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HA!! Now we know how you get inspired to write the poetry, Archy!!

Hawker...your crew has warned us about that tendency of yours.....that's why we keep that flight suit behind the bar!! ( and the bucket of ice beside the door! ).

Jade - I think I'll pass on that drink...hehehe....but, though it's a bit weak for me, I will toast you with a Sex On The Beach with a mescal chaser....er, Hawk? How's my tab lookin'? Uh....what do you mean, you'll need to take it over to the hangar to have room to unroll it???!!!

We've missed you, Jade...nice to see you back in here.

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nealg=FC=

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Hawk
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posted 01-15- 05:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hawk   Click Here to Email Hawk     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hehe your tabs not any longer than your line! Ok boys and girls we keep the X rated drinks behind that mirror over there so give me a minute and they will be right up, so to speak.

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Mirthain
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posted 01-16- 10:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mirthain   Click Here to Email Mirthain     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, I don't drink... I come in for the view... and I don't mean archy.... Sick dog, put your clothes on... geeze....
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sparkyfc
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posted 01-16- 11:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for sparkyfc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Me.....I just just follow my Squad Leaders around like a lost puppy dog and follow there lead. If they get drunk and stupid....then i get drunk and stupid...just don't take any pictures please, my family have enough...hehehehehe

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ReaperMan
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posted 01-17- 01:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ReaperMan   Click Here to Email ReaperMan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hmm sounds like Jade's been drinkin'.

I had something called "Four Horsemen," they said it was the strongest thing they had. Not too bad, either.

I'm gonna have to not drink so much... I've never been much of a drinker but last weekend I got godawful sick after drinking about ten Screwdrivers (Vodka/OJ). Boy, those Russians make some great rubbing alcohol!

Anyway Jade that was me, not Archy, in the window. Sure I was stark naked, but did ya like my telescope? Um... what I mean is, I had a telescope as well, and had it pointed your direction No I'm not a peepin' Tom
Names not Tom - hehe

Well bartender, I'll have a Milk Plus to get me ready for a bit o' the old Ultra-Violence.
Uh... put it on Kat's tab.

-=TheReaper=-

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Katana
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posted 01-17- 04:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Katana   Click Here to Email Katana     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Gawd damnit,let that girl out of my sight for one minute and she starts getting everyone all worked up (Cock sucking cowboy indeed--next thing that will happen is she'l be telling ya how to make an orgasm ( By the way ReaperMan you wanta put drinks on my tab you could at least buy me one too(Thats a lemonade thanks)

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Cheers
Kat out


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ReaperMan
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posted 01-18- 12:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ReaperMan   Click Here to Email ReaperMan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Is that "make an orgasm" or "fake an orgasm"?
Hmm....

In any case,
Hey bartender- get the man a tall, cold glass of lemonade. ...Yeah, put it on his tab.

When I was in Spain I had something called a "Pink Pussy." Well it _was_ pink, and it had whipped cream on top, but to be honest it really quite as appealing as the name might suggest. Hmm...

Dirty old man? Nope, I'm not old. Dirty maybe, but not old.

-=TheReaper=-

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