posted 01-14- 10:24 PM               

* Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
---Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

* No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her shit.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,North Carolina

* To do is to be - Descartes
* To be is to do - Voltaire
* Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra
--Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale,Arizona

* Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station,Bozeman,Montana

* A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,you're going
to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,Texas

*Express Lane: Five beers or less
---Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's,Beverly Hills CA

You're too good for him.
---Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevics,Beverly Hill,CA

*No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

*The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

*If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump
here. Your asshole is in Washington.
--Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma,Washington

*Beauty is only a light switch away.
---Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham,North Carolina.

*I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
---Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge, Massachusetts.

*If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all
get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
---Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.

* At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
--Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson,Arizona

*It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg,Arizona.

* If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
---Revolution Books, New York, New York

*Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
* Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

*What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.
Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

posted 01-15- 09:44 AM            

Later!!