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Jeeves
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posted 01-08- 01:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Jeeves   Click Here to Email Jeeves     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The way things work-Politics!

A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says,
"Well, son let me try to explain it to you this way... I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me 'Capitalism.' Your Mom, she's the administrator of the household, so we'll call her the Government.
We're here to take care of YOUR needs, so we'll call you 'The people.' The nanny, well, she works hard all day for very little money, so we'll consider her 'The Working Class'. And your baby brother... we'll
call him 'the Future.' Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks into the keyhole and sees his father in bed with
the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep shit, and there you have it!

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semmern
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posted 01-08- 01:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for semmern   Click Here to Email semmern     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Har har har!!!!

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We shall fight on the beaches, in the streets, on the sea, in the air.... and in SDOE!!!

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nealg
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posted 01-08- 05:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for nealg   Click Here to Email nealg     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
And a better explanation you won't find anywhere!! I believe that deserves a cold one of Jeeves' choice!!

ROTFL!!

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